Notices by Andrea Junker :verified: (strandjunker@mstdn.social), page 7

If you vote illegally, you go to jail.
If you vote legally, Trump goes to jail.

Are we all clear on this?

If they want to bring their Trump Bible into our schools, let’s bring the IRS into their churches.

Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees?

Call me old-fashioned, but I think stealing classified documents, being an adjudicated rapist, encouraging espionage, and plotting an armed insurrection to overthrow our democracy is disqualifying for anyone running for president.

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: Lies do not suddenly become truths because, instead of shouting them out with orange makeup and a wig, you serve them up with a smile, eyeliner and a hipster beard.

It doesn’t start with Kristallnacht.
It doesn’t start with gas chambers.
It doesn’t start with concentration camps.

It starts with saying immigrants eat your pets.

The next cover of The New Yorker, in which the magazine endorses Vice President Harris. — And I just overheard someone say “I’m not voting for Kamala because she’s a woman, I’m voting for Kamala because she wants me to have as many rights as a man”.

This needs to be said more.

Right now seems like a good time to remind everyone that Brett Favre had more of an issue when Colin Kaepernick took a knee on the field, than when Derek Chauvin took a knee on George Floyd.

Zero sympathy for that man.

Here’s the way I see it: If NYC Mayor Eric Adams can be charged with bribery and corruption, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas can be charged with bribery and corruption. — Let’s fucking go already, this isn’t rocket science.

Never forget that when Trump withheld military aid from Ukraine in order to blackmail President Zelenskyy, 99% of Republicans refused to remove Trump from office.

It’s quite fascinating how so many are ashamed of their bodies, but so few of their brains.

“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.” — Maggie Smith

RIP, Queen 🕊️💫

Just one of countless tragedies surrounding Alex Jones’ Infowars: The father of a Sandy Hook victim died by suicide because he couldn’t live with the onslaught of hate triggered by Jones’ rhetoric.

I hope the families of Sandy Hook take every single fucking penny Alex Jones has.

Donald Trump is too emotional to be president.

Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows?

This.

Serious question: Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? Does America treat minorities badly or something?

SCOTUS killed Roe v. Wade in the summer of 2022 and thought our anger wouldn’t last for 2 years until the presidential election. We would forget about it, get over it. — Well, the judges completely forgot that the nature of our bodies reminds us every 4 weeks.

The Electoral College needs to be abolished because, after all, it’s “we the people”, not “we the corn”.

The Electoral College is utter nonsense and must be abolished as soon as possible because, after all, it’s “we the people”, not “we the corn”.