Notices by 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 :verifiedtrans: (ladydragonfly@universeodon.com), page 4

Hear me out.

"Everyone gets a plate before anyone gets seconds" ...but for housing.

@georgetakei I agree with Trump. Now is the time to take a stand against the Trump tyrants.

At 46 I'm keeping my mind sharp by asking myself tough questions like "what was I doing just now?" and "why did I even come in this room?"

Costume Party

HOST: What are you
ME: I'm a harp
HOST: Your costume's too small to be a harp
ME: Are you calling me a lyre

DRIVE HOME SLOWLY TONIGHT.

There will be hundreds of little kids running around dressed in dark clothing. It can happen to anyone.

@georgetakei we'd trust it more if there were fewer serial rapists and unrepentant insurrectionists on it.

Give a man a fish. Just give him the fish. He's hungry. You have extra fishes. Hand it over fuckface. He doesn't have time to go to your shitty fucking fishing school.

Meet the man responsible for funding the genocide of trans people

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joseph-edelman-political-donor-transgender_n_653a8605e4b0783c4ba04deb

A racist, a transphobe, an Anti-semite and a eugenicist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey aren't you the lady who wrote Harry Potter?"

You can spell "cloud" by drawing a cloud.

@georgetakei any law that can be violated by paying a fine is merely tax on poor people.

@georgetakei love it when the trash takes itself out

@georgetakei

How do I teach my body that the fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations not when my phone rings

It is always a losing proposition to debate the right on LGBTQ issues, because their default position in that debate, whether they admit it or not, is that the existence of LGBTQ people is a matter of debate.

The only anti-homeless architecture that actually works is homes.

I asked ChatGPT to give me the opposite of the Star Spangled Banner and I think it wrote "Imagine" by John Lennon.

@georgetakei "empowering" an unelected member of your minority group to do the job, but have none of the responsibility or authority of the job, is the most Woke Mob thing ever.

Sometimes I write a toot and then delete it because I've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

@njion

Americans: 10/10
Normal countries: 10/10
Excel: 1