Notices by Bridget (bridget@beige.party)

H.P. Lovecraft? Nah, the real cosmic horror is HP printers

English is such a weird language, like how “western civilization” is pronounced “racist patriarchal capitalism” despite the way it’s spelled

Congratulations to Elon Musk on becoming a trillionaire.

Picture unrelated.

I don’t want to freak you out, but there’s a very moist skeleton hiding inside you right now

Of all the lies right wingers tell, the one I wish was true is the Democratic Party being full of radical leftists. That’d be pretty cool, but unfortunately it’s quite far from the truth.

I’m tired of playing life on survival mode, how do I switch to creative?

I’m probably not good enough to have imposter syndrome

Good morning to all the little people inside my phone, if you’re good I’ll put you on the laptop later so you can stretch your legs