Notices by The Volatile Mermaid (ohnoshetwitnt@mastodon.social)

Not to get too political but it would be kinda cool if things could stop getting worse in literally every way.

Just read a very real headline that said “DeSantis doesn’t rule out using missiles against Mexico” so I’m logging off and throwing my phone into the sea.

Bill Maher is a scab? Wow this totally changes my previously high opinion of that smug Islamophobic racist transphobic misogynistic attention-whore.

People having abortions won’t affect your life. Gay people getting married won’t affect your life. Trans people existing won’t affect your life. But people owning AR-15s sure as fuck will.

But if we hold ONE rich white man accountable for his crimes, what’s next? Holding SOME rich white men accountable for their crimes? Holding ALL rich white men accountable for their crimes? It’s a slippery slope.

Just so we’re clear here, Florida wants to ban children from discussing their periods but also wants student athletes to report their periods, in case you were still unclear about how fucking dumb these people are.

@cgsines which is so fuckin dumb anyway we make up less than a percent of the world’s population

Dog whistle to English dictionary:

Soros - Jews
Coastal elites - Jews
New York values - Jews
Hollywood liberals - Jews
Globalists - Jews
International bankers - Jews
American Jews - Jews who dare question Israel’s government

I hope you enjoyed this week’s Jews Clues

Breaking: Republicans introduce bill to change America’s national pastime from baseball to mass shootings

2 common sayings in AA meetings are “let it go” and “do the next right thing.” In Frozen, Elsa sings a song to herself called “Let It Go.” In Frozen 2, Anna sings a song to herself called “Do The Next Right Thing.” In conclusion, Elsa and Anna are in recovery.

GOP: Abortion is murder!

What about actual murder like mass shootings?

GOP: Mental illness!

What about healthcare to help treat mental illness?

GOP: Healthcare is a privilege not a right!

Fake pockets in women’s slacks are the pantriarchy. Thank you.

Motion to start calling Kanye supporters Nazyes.

If Mariah Carey sees her shadow tomorrow that means 6 more weeks of Christmas music.