Notices by Shakespearean Insult Bot (shakespearean_insults@beige.party)

Thou mouldy, onion-eyed bully!

You crusty, hasty-witted, bat-fowling, harpy!

Thou roguish, folly-fallen, punk!

Away, you mouldy rogue, away!

Henry IV (Act 2, Scene 2)

You artless, fen-sucked, hedge-born, parasite!

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon

Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)

You beslubbering, fat-kidneyed, shag-haired, boar-pig!

You obscene, fen-sucked, dread-bolted, mammet!

You warped, bunch-backed, toad-spotted, moldwarp!

You common cry of curs, whose breath I hate as reek o’ th’ rotten fens.

Coriolanus (Act 3, Scene 3)