Notices by Grimm :bc: (grimmreality@beige.party), page 3

If you ever feel your self-esteem ebbing a bit and maybe think the considerable set of skills you've built up might not be up to a certain job or task at hand, try to remember the absolute bugfuck and wholly unearned sense of entitlement on this fucking guy.

Probably worth noting that #ElonMusk tweeted "Civil war is inevitable" regarding the UK's neo-Nazi riots after he took a personal hand in replatforming, blessing the odious demonstrably bullshit talking points of, and canoodling with a rogues gallery of neo-Nazis, previously banned for hatespeech and blithe advocacy of violence, so that they could free-speech about the ONLY shit they free-speech about, which is ethnic cleansing and the threats to bland joyless archaic cultural homogeneity all fascists fetishize posed by dangerous alien Others. Neo-Nazi riots is exactly the desired yield of that. Any fucking country with any remotely operational justice system would slap cuffs on the motherfucker as soon as he stepped off a plane and hold him until his trial as a flight-risk.

They're literally going to sell actual white-jagoff outrage at Minnesota feeding kids because every last Republican is actually that massive a piece of shit.

When anyone champions "traditional values," just remember that that pretty specifically means regimented bigotry and people being beaten up for not submitting to it.

Every last breathing Republican in America right now with ZERO actual popular policy prescriptions to campaign on: THE LEFT WANTS EVERYONE TO BE #IMANEKHELIF AND HAVE IT JUST BE _NORMAL_

Me: Yes, badass women beating the shit out of fascist cops, sure, 100% guilty. Anyway, gonna get a chilidog for lunch.

Hello, I was wondering if you had a few moments to talk about our lord and savior Snausages?

Hudson Valley Tour of Dogs (and old buds) is in full effect, starting with Oso. He is a puppy and you can tell he is a puppy cuz he sees your beer can and goes "Ima eat that!"

You saw nothing. I am a stanchion.

Laila is mopey because 75% of her family is out doing adventures so she is taking naps a lot but it will all be OK because Oso is here to do nap attacks.

Laila is the queen, though, so be sure to bend the knee as applicable.

Ah, time to sit for a bit, hope no ferocious wolves are stealthily lying in wait.

Walter is a very chill young man who will gracefully abide old Cuse alums getting drunk and high as fuck and just stay nearby for when those addled knobs drop snacks.

Remember that time I said we should have domesticated bears along with dogs a million years ago because having a big ol fucken bear hanging out being your bud would awesome? Well, Ike is here to confirm my hypothesis.

But, you say, what if there were TWO Great Pyreneseses and there was just too much beardog, but nope, no such thing.

Sure, I will vote for her with every last ounce of fervor I'd employ to punch Alito in his smug patrician face, and I will do that fully cognizant of some policy differences I have with her and really any center-ish Democratic candidate - understanding the alternative is actual fucking fascism - but I would also like to state, for the record, that if 35-years-ago-complete-smokeshow Democratic Presidential Candidate asked me to play rhythm guitar in her British new wave band, I would have said "Fuck YES I will do that."

I not only did I not read the Washington Post Editorial Board op-ed to which this refers, I'm going to suggest you never ever fucking read anything by the Washington Post Editorial Board ever again and that you never ever like-even-on-a-shitty-bet fuck a MAGA person, certainly for your own mental and physical well-being but now with the added bonus of specifically spiting the pallid depthless zealously amoral dust-collecting bourgeois fucking nitwits who comprise the Washington Post Editorial Board.
https://www.salon.com/2023/11/28/its-a-good-thing-women-wont-date/

Totally "not fascist" 99.9% white political party mass-produces and gleefully brandishes campaign signage specifically demanding the ethnic cleansing of America.

Will the GOP selecting a full-throated neo-Nazi as its VP pick have any impact on its broader already eight-year-old movement to violently end democracy and freedom in America in favor of a bleak fascist shitscape? We'll discuss that tonight on the Big Network Facile Gherm Hour but without using those terms and instead obfuscating the fuck out of it like weaselly shitspigots so it just seems like normal whitepeople politics.

"JUMBO DONETTES" ARE JUST DONUTS, YOU CHARLATANS

Take a moment today to pet a dog, say something nice to someone you love and make a solemn vow to do everything you are capable of to outlive and absolutely irrevocably fucking END the Supreme Court as currently constituted.