Notices by Spooooky Owlbear (cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza), page 2

Holy fuck, it's Dr. Orpheus and his wife…

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Okay, funhouse mirrors are just not that funny.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Well I'm uncomfortable. You guys uncomfortable?

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

it's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Really, the whole movie was just an excuse for Stephen King to blow up a gas station.

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

The waitress is basically made out of ham, and is a true scenery devouring machine!

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

And that, my friends, was definitely a movie. I absolutely love it because it's so… bad. Well paced, not too long, killer soundtrack, and some of the cheesiest acting in horror history.

Love you guys. That was genuinely a lot of fun. See ya' next week, unless Little Shop of Horrors wins!

#Monsterdon #MaximumOverdrive

#Monsterdon On this day, a comet farted on the earth.

Tomorrow is #Monsterdon , so the Owlbear is goin' to bed so it gets here faster!

Hey, you guys know what's a pretty neat game? Pathfinder: Kingmaker. It's 1e Pathfinder, which is a bummer, but better than 5e D&D, so there's that. Solid gameplay, interesting tactical challenges, and you get to run a kingdom, which is pretty wizard.

I just started a run with a Tiefling Alchemist/Grenadier, so imma get ta blow stuff up, which is never not fun!

Anyway, have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night, depending on where you are. Drink plenty of water, and try to be kind. Distract yourself from all the crap out there for a little while with video or tabletop role playing.

Like the aforementioned Pathfinder game…

https://store.steampowered.com/app/640820/Pathfinder_Kingmaker__Enhanced_Plus_Edition/

(Also available on GoG!)

That is not how x-rays work
#Monsterdon #XTheManWithTheXrayEyes

Good morning! I did a little grocery shopping this morning, and… is there something wrong with me, or can y'all see it too?

#Monsterdon Okay, I don't think anyone will be surprised that I absolutely loved that. It was well paced, didn't overstay it's welcome, and came with more cheese than a cheese making convention.

Plus, that soundtrack.

That was amazing.

#Monsterdon I mean, this dialogue is so hilariously overwrought, the soundtrack is bliss, the acting is cheesier than a Kraft dinner, the make-up effects are both goofy and gruesome…

This might be my new favorite movie.

#Monsterdon okay, again, I need a CD of this soundtrack.

#Monsterdon say breeding stock again, I fucking dare you…

#Monsterdon Damn! The aliens have Wammo Air Gun technology! We're doomed!

#Monsterdon and right off the bat…

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

#Monsterdon and I paid no attention to my Bingo card, because I legit still love this dumbass movie.

That was long, though. And I gotta get some sleep.

That was lots of fun, folks. I never regret Monsterdon. Love all y'all.

Owlbear out!

#Monsterdon my partner: He's *Kraken* up!

#Monsterdon sorry, I couldn't say anything while Medusa was onscreen because DUSA FUCKING ROCKS!