Notices by Brands Town HQ :verified: (haichqueue@brands.town)

@ghettotech Congratulations on the new move! Very exciting! ?

Incidentally, your message just got here.

If you believe in the work that we're doing, and want to see a happier, healthier network, please stand up and share this with Eugen!

Because the Mastodon Network™ deserves it!

#FreeBrandsTown

An open letter to Eugen "John Mastodon" Rochko:

Dear Eugen,

Thanks for making #Mastodon. You've uplifted hundreds of people from the muck of GNU Social, revitalized the #fediverse, and brought millions of bird people to an infinite herd of mammoths. You pulled the network up by its bootstraps!

We would love if your two massive mega-instances would remove us from the "Rejected" list, so that our messages may reach the hundreds of thousands of people there. ?

Pretty please. ???
Brands Town

Our lack of content posting is sponsored by HyberNation™: "Giving quality sleep since 2042."

Ask your MedTech doctor about taking two months of cryosleep at a 15% discount on us. Just use the code "DEEPNAP" during your insurance checkout to have it applied!

Remember, folks: if a brand doesn't have a seal of approval from Brands Town, it's probably not a brand worth following! #RaspberryWho

We apologize for the distressing toots earlier. There was an issue with our toot management tool, Jim, who is no longer with us. ? #RIP