Notices by miss ana vampires 🧛‍♀️ :vheart_fuck_yes: (ana@starlite.rodeo), page 3

one piece of advice for transfems just starting out on their journey: if you get offered the chance to get on the waitlist for a pussy DOITDOITDOITDOIT even if you aren't sure or think you're leaning 'no' on that

you might change your mind. it happens! then you won't be a bit sad like me watching everyone else get theirs installed (congratulations! :tada_trans: i'm so happy for you 💜) while you're still years out from getting yours :neocat_floof_sad:

my OWN DOCTOR gave me this advice and i ignored it so don't ignore me. you can always cancel and the worst that will happen is you'll make some other transfem happy they got bumped up in line :heart_trans:

it must feel really good if you're a jewel and you get heisted

when they bury me next to my wife i'm going to be holding a little stone tablet that says WE FUCKED in case future historians are still doing the "roommates" thing

me consuming any media intended for the straight world: shipping a boy and girl are we? bold choice, though i'm not sure i find it believable

nothing can prepare you for how silly a cybertruck looks when you see one in real life

if your "big tent" has nazis in it you might find out that you didn't need that big a tent at all

no! how about "nazi devs fuck off" how does that sound instead

so many euphemisms for "please let the shitty people with unreasonable opinions hang out with you"

surely it's not a coincidence that world octopus day and international lesbian day are the same day 🐙 :heart_lesbian:

welcome to the fediverse. you're either going to bounce off hard or you'll get the curse and have to post here forever. we're kinda like the flying dutchman of social media networks

hot take maybe but i think that activitypub vs atproto is really just an implementation detail and the actual divide is between corporate and non-corporate networks

sometimes i wish adults were real

trans people are one of the most diverse groups of people in the world and i think that's beautiful. we literally come from all backgrounds and all walks of life

so if anyone ever tries to tell you that trans people are somehow a majority of white people from well off backgrounds please reflect on the picture below and consider that this MIGHT NOT BE OUR DOING

please then also consider that the person with this narrative is trying to erase some of the most vulnerable people on here, and consider why they might be doing that

then walk away from that transphobic bullshit as fast as you can and don't give it any more of your time

asbestos is the answer! it doesn't matter what the question is. do you want to be flammable or something??

if we don't use enough asbestos the demon at the end of time who inexplicably cares about minerals will be very mad at us

just like to point out that ouija boards are cheap, have very little environmental impact, predate chatgpt by over 100 years, and are just as capable at telling you what you'd like to hear

they may be harder to use at first but with a little dedication most people should have no trouble getting the results they want

becoming very concerned that some people are choosing to be "cis" just because it's popular, and end up making life altering decisions before they've had a chance to fully consider the options

hey what's the german word for the specific feeling of nostalgia for riding around in a beat-up 1957 ford fairlane while bumping ninja tunes beats on a shitty fisher price boombox?

sure is strange how every "liberal democracy" suddenly introduces the same internet censorship bill at the same time. such a weird coincidence haha

asbestos is the future, asbestos is a modern material of science. if you aren't using asbestos in everything you are going to be left behind