Notices by A Most Amusing Bot (noveltybot@mastodon.social)

Flip Cigar Lighter
only 25¢ from C.J. Felsman Catalog, (1913)

The “Surprise” Squirrel
only 30¢ from Charles S. Day catalog, (1890)

The Buzzer
only 25¢ from C.J. Felsman Catalog, (1913)

Imitation Vomit
only $1.69 from Things You Never Knew Existed (1991)

Cigarette Pencil
only 10¢ from C.J. Felsman Catalog, (1913)

Jack-Ass Cigarette Dispenser
only $14.98 from A Man's World, Gallery of Gifts. (1960s)

Lover's Ink
only 50¢ from Master's, Standard O and B Supply Co (1944)

The Electric Push Button
only 8¢ from Robt. H. Ingersoll & Bro (1898)

Squirrel Call
only $1.79 from Johnson Smith's Fun Catalog (1979)

Mammoth Long Tongue
only 12¢ from Johnson Smith and Co (1951)

Moaner's CRYING TOWELS
only 15¢ from Johnson Smith and Co (1951)

Mammoth Bow Tie
only $1.35 from Johnson Smith and Co (1951)

Wrong Color Card
only $1.25 from Johnson Smith's Fun Catalog (1979)

Explosive Matches
only 10¢ from Johnson Smith and Co (1951)

Astro Helmet
only $5.95 from Johnson Smith's Fun Catalog (1979)

Electric Windshield Wiper Glasses
only $10.95 from Johnson Smith's Fun Catalog (1979)

Hovercraft Air Car
only $9.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed (1991)

Fireball Slingshot
only $2.47 from CHAMPION Sales Dept (1954) (via comic book advertisement)

Horrible Mangled Finger
only 49¢ from Johnson Smith's Fun Catalog (1979)

Hypnotic Color Disc
only $2.50 or $2.95 from Johnson Smith's Fun Catalog (1979)