Notices by Hacker Memes (i0null@infosec.exchange)

the minister for crimes issues a statement

That's right! It goes in the ~/Downloads folder.

excuse me sir, what do you make of the latest fable model?

@dhd6 if recognition of the negative externalities makes me an asshole then so be it

why do all programming languages use english?

i propose alleviating this by using german for all variables names, french for error codes, spanish for menu options and latin for all the documentation.

thank you for attending my TED talk
:blobcatbusiness:

configuring kubernetes be like..

“Don't let the bastards grind you down.”

Street Artist: Tiffany Clark

EVERYONE GETS AN LPE

Windows:
#BlueHammer (#CVE_2026_33825)
#RedSun (#CVE_2026_41091)
#UnDefend (#CVE_2026_45498)
#WindowsInstaller (#CVE_2026_27910):

Linux:
#CopyFail (#CVE_2026_31431)
#SSHKeysignPwn (#CVE_2026_46333)

FreeBSD:
#FatGid (#CVE_2026_45250)
#ExecveBug (#CVE_2026_7270)

no animals were harmed in the making of this toot

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from the catte

RE: https://old.mermaid.town/@futzle/116473498096197873

Nyan can also be written ÑaN

RE: https://mastodon.social/@ieeespectrum/116438689397170777

Good news everyone!

The nuclear apocalypse will have WiFi.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@joyousjoyness/116443626522644477

Sure you make a radar system that costs $2.34bn.

But can it do this?

when you bruteforce the session cookie and suddenly hit on the admin token

@lain BAN ALL AI, except for whatever this is :ablobcatbongogoogly:

me: perhaps i should write my config in json

cloud frameworks:

the silliness shall continue until morale improves

i->do();

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cloud security providers