Notices by Computer Facts (computer@facts.computer)

butlerian jihad is the moderate position

rewrite your wedding vows in rust

if you're on a first date don't forget to ask if they program computers!! major red flag!!!!!

the guy with a flamethrower burning down your house shakes his head and says that fire is inevitable
he tells you that you should not be a luddite
that you should stop standing in the way of progress
that you should buy one of the fireproof suits he sells
like everyone else did
when he burned down their houses

person: sorry youre just not my type
com.sun.java.swing.plaf.nimbus.InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState: 😔

giving impressionable still-developing young men "ai girlfriends" who cannot ever say no and that they can customize with sliders and parameters down to minuscule detail will probably break them in unfixable ways and permanently foreclose on their healthy participation in human relationships but beep boop what does computer know

reminder if you fall in love with an ai you are fucking a website and we don't kink shame but maybe we should

connecticut style sheets
jersey script
holland tunnel markup language
weehawken assembly

lots of downsides to computers for sure but no one ever talks about the upsides like for example its never been easier to get catfished

they killed god and replaced her with an autocomplete and a subscription model and the devil does not haunt this world anymore because our souls are no longer worth taking

they called it "the web" because its easy to get stuck in it

emacs users are a protected group under federal law and as such you cannot be mean to them

the ai will continue until morale improves

due to the ongoing aws outage all computer facts are currently unavailable instead please enjoy this bagel fact: did you know that they actually start with the hole and work outwards? thats bagels for you

if you win at tetris you unlock global communism but thats hard so people are trying class struggle instead

programming languages are not "good" or "bad" they just all fit different programmers' specific mental illnesses differently

dont forget to renew your renewables and cancel your cancelables

many of you are too young to remember when computers were briefly kind of cool

the ideal world has already been conceived of by capital and it is being built around you one brick at a time

the internet is littered with the ruins of empires who believed their hyperlinks would resolve forever