Notices by wandrew (wandrew@godforsaken.website)

why in the holy hell are microsoft jamming AI shit into notepad

roses, violets things of that nature

had a little bit of sour cream that was going out of date so I put it out to the chickens, came back five minutes later and found this

she roar

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that the guardian is a leftwing newspaper

it's my birthday, you probably forgot to buy me a present so why not make a donation to refugee action instead, that would make me just as happy https://donate.refugee-action.org.uk/page/99385/donate/1?ea.tracking.id=W1

Regular reminder britain has a shitload of child soldiers, from wikipedia-

The British armed forces enlist personnel from age 16 and accept applications from children aged 15 years, 7 months. Parental consent is required prior to enlistment

As of 2022, 23% of enlistees to the British armed forces were aged under 18. Most child recruits were enlisted for the army, where 30% of the intake in the year 2021-2022 was aged under 18; more new soldiers were 16 than any other age

He is risen*

*It's me, I'm getting up after falling off my skateboard

why don't they just make the whole plane out of cost savings

[pissing through your letterbox]
IT'S PISSSSSSMAASSSSS!!!!!

clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am in the waiting room wondering why pagliacci recommended this doctor

hello new users, welcome to the social media equivalent of greendale community college

the ollie problem

cozymandias