Notices by Deep Space 90210 (ds90210@mastodon.social), page 3

Dukat: The feminine urge to break the Prime Directive again

Odo: You could take on Lwaxana. When it comes to brains and beauty she's no match for you.
Worf: Odo I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Odo: That's okay I won't remember it in the morning.

Benjamin: What’s the meaning of life Worf?
Worf: Waking up every morning just to hit that snooze button.

Ezri: The truth shall always set you free.
Benjamin: Free means homeless.

Quark: ( Nonchalantly brings up topic he’s been obsessing over for weeks as if he just thought of it )

Odo: Dukat are you coming with us for drinks after work?
Dukat: I can't my girlfriend is working late.
Odo: That's what you always say. Do you really have a girlfriend?
Dukat: Maybe.

Miles: I have no reason to hug except for my love of having boobs pressed against me.

Worf: Get coffinned pudding-head
Miles: ...

Odo: When I don’t know what something is I turn it off. And then someone yells at me and I know what it does.

Worf: But Garak. It's not fun using people you once loved.

S1E01: Guilty as charged. that human drags his family to the ass end of space

Miles: Give a man a disruptor and they can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and they can rob the whole quadrant.

S4E02: I Did author Every Day for five Months. Here’s What Happened

Worf: Benjamin I thought you were dead!
Benjamin: I always save a backup.
Worf: Plan?
Benjamin: A backup me.

S4E06: the gang find themselves stranded in Earth's past causing havoc and hilarity as they attempt to navigate 20th-century human society

S2E08: Rules of Acquisition N.139 'Wives serve. Brothers inherit'

S7E25: nothing lasts forever

Garak: Worf what's the difference between falling in love and having a crush?
Worf: If they get a haircut and they're ugy it's a crush.
Garak: I see.
Garak: Is my new hair that bad?

Benjamin: The mutual of my mutual is my enemy.

Dukat: When you look this good you don't have to know anything!