Notices by Deep Space 90210 (ds90210@mastodon.social)

Ezri: We're all pervs here. Some of us are better at hiding it.

Garak: I don't think any of you understand how important I am to the plot.
Garak: If you kill me off everyone will stop watching.

Julian: That whole away mission should have been an email.

Garak: I can’t come into work today because I’ve suddenly turned nefarious

Kira: Stop asking me if I'm straight or gay or bi or whatever.
Kira: I identify as a fucking threat.

Miles: I would simply avoid falling in love with a sepient psychic slug

Quark: I love it when it starts getting dark early.
Odo: Damn it Quark! Quit messing with the environmental controls.

Kira: I've never been scared of dying before. Losing everything.
Kira: But that doesn't make me weak it makes me more dangerous.

Ezri: Don’t let fear keep you from enjoying life Worf. That’s depression’s job.

Garak: You've been doing a lot of shrooms lately. I'm starting to think I'm a bad influence on you.

Kira: There's a catfish stuck in the upper docking pylon?! That explains a lot.

Kira: If you don't like something change it.
Kira: If you can't change it change your attitude.
Miles: I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you.

Jadzia: I've only ever said 'I love you' to two people my entire life
Jadzia: Dr. Beverly Crusher and someone in a dark club who I mistook for Dr. Beverly Crusher.

Benjamin: I've finally found someone I can love
Benjamin: A good clean love... without utensils.

Garak: Date a woman who forgives your past.
Miles: Marry a woman who forgives your manslaughter charge.
Garak: Seduce a woman who was your accomplice on that manslaughter charge.
Miles: Excuse me?!

Odo: Where did you come from? Planet Loser?
Ezri: As opposed to Planet Hey Look-at-Me I'm A Security Chief?

Dukat: After today people will be angry.
Dukat: But we can take care of ourselves.

Worf: Ice skating is my future. If you don't understand that maybe you don't understand me.

Kira: Do close your mouth Quark. That's really not a good look for you.

Ezri: Sometimes I say things and somewhere in the middle of talking I realize I don't agree with what I'm saying.