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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Nov-2024 05:12:15 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

#Unionize
In conversation about 14 hours ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. mr cakes @nomchompsky Unions are like condoms, if someone is trying extremely hard to convince you that you don't need one, you DEFINITELY need one
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Nov-2024 01:31:55 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

It's me I'm the sicko
In conversation about 17 hours ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. It's the BORS cartoon where the medieval peasant says "we should improve society somewhat," but instead of the guy who says "yet you participate in society, I am very intelligent," popping up out of the well it's the sickos guy from the onion cartoon saying "yes...HA HA HA...YES!"
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Nov-2024 10:38:58 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Me when I'm old
In conversation about a day ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Grandma: Back in my day we listened to music on CDS Granddaughter: What are CDs, grandma? Grandma: CDs nuts
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Nov-2024 07:06:50 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Who did this
In conversation about a day ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Three way Venn Diagram with pictures of Prometheus, Saruman, and the Dude. The Dude and Prometheus overlap with "Severe liver damage" Prometheus and Saruman overlap with "Cunning technological firewielder deity" Saruman and the Dude overlap with "Obsession with large heavy ball" All three overlap in the middle with "I hate the fuckin eagles, man"
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 03:37:48 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Become ungovernable
In conversation about 6 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. A sign that says NO PETS COOKING BICYCLES and a picture of a dog in a chef costume frying a bicycle in a pan. A speech bubble says FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 22:40:53 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

😅
In conversation about 12 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. A drawing of a bright pink bird. Don't let my calm demeanor fool you. I am 100% losing my shit.
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-2024 06:11:57 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Marry that person
In conversation about 14 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Ashley Heines @ashleyheiness My Hinge date took me around the city sticking googly eyes on statues. 10/10 would recommend (picture of a statue with googly eyes, someone dressed old timey like maybe a founding father or something, he's holding a quill)
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-2024 04:10:37 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Pretty much how I feel
In conversation about 14 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Comic by Jake Likes Onions JOGGING FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF ANIMALS Wolf sees jogger. WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM, APEX PREDATOR? ARE YOU CHASING PREY? YOU NEED TO CONSERVE ENERGY Another wolf says THE HELL IS THAT GUY DOING First wolf says I DON'T KNOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 15:02:43 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

My answer now when people ask "how are you"
In conversation about 14 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Charlie Brown saying MY IDOLS ARE DEAD AND MY ENEMIES ARE IN POWER.
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 08:09:55 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

I feel attacked by this highly relatable content
In conversation about 14 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Meme using a painting I think it's called "Christina's World" of a woman crawling through grass toward a house in the distance. She's labeled "socialists" the house is labeled "socialism" and the space between them is labeled "the mortifying ordeal of talking to strangers"
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 13:48:24 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

If your takeaway from this election is that the left is too woke and that Democrats need to throw trans people under the bus, I'm gonna need you to go fuck yourself, thanks.

In conversation about 15 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 09:12:37 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Support your local library
In conversation about 15 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. When your local library starts subtly sowing the seeds of anarchy (library shelf with the "Why not try...?" section next to the "Crime" section)
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 08:49:56 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

This is such a mood
In conversation about 17 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Comic by PBFcomics.com and extra fabulous Meteor approaching Earth: OOH, THIS PLANET LOOKS LIKE A NICE PLACE TO L- People on Earth: METEOR!! PLEASE!! KILL US ALL!! Guy with bare butt: AIM FOR MY ASSHOLE!! PLEEAASE!!! Meteor turns around and leaves
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2024 17:09:59 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

We interrupt your doomscrolling to bring you some good news
In conversation about 22 days ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. A duck getting headpats and a news chyron that says BREAKING NEWS: THIS DUCK IS HAPPY. SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE.
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Nov-2024 01:09:23 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Good morning
In conversation about a month ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Rooster: TIME FOR ME TO WAKE EVERYONE UP Pig: HERE HE GOES AGAIN Rooster: THE PROLETARIAT SHALL LABOR IN VAIN NO LONGER Pig: IT'S 6 A.M. Rooster: IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION Pig: UGH
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 03:19:32 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Bill Maher is the Joe Biden of Joe Rogans

In conversation about a month ago from ohai.social permalink
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2024 03:30:56 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Hero cow
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1. Liz Buckley @liz_buckley I have a new hero. The Independent @Independent Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 03:07:08 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Always relevant
In conversation about a month ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. "My religion says I can't do that" "okay" "My religion says you can't do that" "fuck off"
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 05:58:33 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Me too, piano. Me too.
In conversation about a month ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. A piano with a sign that says: I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.
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captain aaaaaaaacab 😱 (redsad@ohai.social)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 16:01:31 JST captain aaaaaaaacab 😱

Attention parents
In conversation about a month ago from ohai.social permalink
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1. Should I spank my child? A comprehensive flowchart. Are they old enough to understand reason? If yes, then use reason. If no, then they're not old enough to understand the reason you're striking them. Both paths end with: stop hitting your child, asshole.
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