Notices by The Amazing Japer (theamazingjaper@nerdjoy.social)

JESUS MARVEL, just stop doing screenings with random asses and just release the damned flick! I GET it. You've already put a TON of money into this and you'll need it make a billion to break even. That sucks! Really, it does. Next time, maybe don't try to make a film by committee and just try to tell a good story. It's not actually that hard. Just hire good writers. Instead of doing yet EVEN MORE reshoots, just get it out there. 😐

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Always remember, that no matter how big of a mistake you make it will never be as big as the one made by the casting director who cast Henry Cavill as Sherlock Holmes. 🧐

#Netflix #Streaming #TV #Television

In some alternate reality, a brilliant casting director decided to let Alan Ritchson reprise his role as Aquaman and his movies made a TON of money and were beloved by all the fans. It's probably a world where #ZackSnyder didn't screw everything up by casting LOBO in the wrong role. 🤔

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THE Next BIG Theater Event Movie!! This looks GREAT!! 😃

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_p22pt4BJQ

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OK, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. AMAZON IS MAKING A 'MASS EFFECT' SERIES AND IT'S LOOKING TO BE ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST PROJECTS YET!! SHEPARD AND THE CREW OF THE NORMANDY IS COMING!! I'M NOT SCREAMING. YOU'RE SCREAMING!!! 😃

#MassEffect #VideoGames #Streaming #TV #AmazonPrime

RUMOR: Disney is planning on doing a series about Death, starring Aubrey Plaza and it will be an anthology series. 🖤

I can't stress enough how NOT true this is. In examples of 'rumors born out of wishful thinking' this one takes the cake. 😅

#AgathaAllAlong #MarvelStudios #DisneyPlus #MCU #MARVEL

‘Agatha All Along’ Jumps To Comedy Series, Is A New Season Announcement Imminent? ...

No, probably not. This probably means they're vying for an Emmy, though. 🙏

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Megan Thee Stallion as STARFIRE 🌟

#Halloween #Cosplay #MeganTheeStallion #DC #Comics

Lupita Nyong'o ate it UP (and left no crumbs) as STORM this year. ⚡

#Halloween #Cosplay #Xmen #Storm #MARVEL #LupitaNyongo

Look, I don't want to say 'I TOLD YOU SO,' but you fuckers were all like, 'Ugh. I don't know why they're doing an Agatha show.' and 'Who asked for this? Who is this for?' 😭

I KNEW it was gonna rock because of how good the concept was. Did y'all just forget how good 'WandaVision' was? This just PROVES that #MarvelStudios needs to IGNORE the fans and make what they want to make. This was a HUGE hit and everyone who doubted it can go ride a broom. 🔮

#AgathaAllAlong #DisneyPlus #MCU #MARVEL

TONIGHT!!! It all comes to pass. 🔮

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The #DisneyPlus 2025 release schedule for the #MCU

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would still smash 😍

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RUMOR: The latest in the mill is the idea that Billie Eilish is being considered for a major role in the #MCU. This always happens, though. People take their favorite 'IT' guy or gal and say, 'I heard they had a meeting with MARVEL.' Well, yeah. Probably.

That said, if you saw her acting as a cult leader in 'SWARM' you know she has a presence about her that can't really be replicated. I would love to see her do more acting. 😎

#MarvelStudios #DisneyPlus #MARVEL #BillieEilish

Rest in peace to a REAL witch. 🖤

#AgathaAllAlong #MarvelStudios #DisneyPlus #MCU #MARVEL

Tonight, she SLAYS 🔮

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Soooo, 'BLADE' was taken off the release slate for 2025. Before anyone freaks out, this was expected after Iger said he didn't want to release more than three movies a year for #MarvelStudios. Since this one is furthest from finishing pre-pro, it makes sense to push it out to 'TBA' (likely in 2026), but one has to wonder they can't get the ball rolling on this film. 🤔

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Just a heads up! There's a FAKE trailer of the James Gunn #Superman movie floating around. Gunn released a reaction to it, but it fooled a lot of people and was even played on the local news in France. 😅

#DC #DCU #DCStudios #FilmMastodon #Movies #Films #JamesGunn

DAMN! The #DCU is COMING!! 😎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdahDEpqPA8

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AGATHA is now canonically 'Jolene,' the arch-nemesis of Dolly Parton. 😅

#AgathaAllAlong #MarvelStudios #DisneyPlus #MCU #MARVEL