Notices by Feditips (feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link)

some of you need to learn how to identify satire without having hashtag satire or whatever plastered at the top of every post

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Wayland has been canceled

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The fediverse now works on linux

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Always be horny on main

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you better be fucking writing alt text.

you know some people are blind, have bad vision, or for some other reason can't just look at the picture you posted.

maybe we just can't make out whats in your shitty blurry out of focus picture you took with your hand grease covered phone camera lens.

put the bare minimum in to make other people's lives easier.

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a facename refers to someone who's profile picture is simply a picture of themselves and their username is just firstname lastname

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if you are a facename your opinion is invalid

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fedi instances should not be run in data centers

all fedi instances must be hosted on the worst piece of technology you own and be sitting in a dusty corner of an uncleaned room

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Throw your computer into your nearest lake

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I like that the protocol works

I think the user base is boring as fuck

Bluesky is fine so quit your bitching
You're all just upset they managed to build a protocol that actually works

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Girls are hot

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Tips for people coming here from twitter

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN AROUND
GET OFF THE INTERNET
BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW
ABANDON SOCIETY
GO LIVE IN A CABIN IN THE WOODS
THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT COME HERE

#feditips #mastodon #mastodonmigration

FUN FACT: Social networks collect data from you no matter what

That's how the fucking internet works

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RE: https://social.growyourown.services/@FediTips/113335045675571157

They're getting closer

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The fediverse will cease to exist on April 17th 2025 at 18:43 UTC

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don't use nixos

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@shalien no it isn't

@shalien @Gargron up your character limit coward

I think the actual feditips instance has me blocked