Notices by Feditips (feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link)

ITS NOT CALLED MASTODON

IF YOU CALL FEDI MASTODON I WILL KILL YOUR CLOSEST LOVED ONE

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New mastodon feature now allows you to automatically mail a pipe bomb to anyone on your block list!!

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quit making threads

just switch to a fucking instance that supports longer post lengths

im so fucking sick of seeing 🧵

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girls girls girl girl girls i love girls theyre so cool i wanna be withgrils i love girls and you should to i love being lesbian

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You are not the person the intrusive thoughts want you to think you are

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Sounding 👍

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If you're dead you won't be able eat a ton of food

Food is amazing

Don't kill yourself

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women

they're trying to silence me

they can't handle my tips

The puppygirl in your phone is real and is trapped inside. Smash your screen to set her free.

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I'm officially going woke

Wake up

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Don't get cum in your eyes

It fucking hurts

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you can always trust duke

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I LOVE KISSING GIRLS

ITS ALWAYS FUCKING DNS

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BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

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Tip!!

The proper term for posting on the fediverse is fedposting

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get off the internet

you could be using this time to suck dick instead

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if you're on fedi you should probably leave

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