Notices by Gargron (gargron@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link)

@joshix

skill issue

wokestodon update:
- added PRONOUNS
- added GAY KISSING
- added Gender 😂😂😂😂
- removed comedy
- removed being redpilled

very disappointed in mark for not federating two way with me im going to give him a firm talking to at our next golf tournament

gargtamonials:

"Troll accounts pseudo-impersonating Gargron? Likely given the server name" - vis.social
"You funny, eh? You also #Muted #Blocked and #DomainBlocked Bye..." - some infosec.exchange user
https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/security/advisories/GHSA-3m9q-ww7w-qc5j

more to come

#mastodon update:
+ truncated all remote posts to 500 characters
+ added dedicated 500 post thread button
+ removed markdown on remote posts sorry you all just liked it too much
+ the background color is now #000001 darker
+ changing mascot to bird to be more accessible to those coming from twitter
- do not call them toots anymore guys i will cry
- removed gay sex features

@lain we have had to remove the gay sex features due to people liking it too much but yes it did federate

thinking about adding gay sex to mastodon

feeling a bit more ron today than garg tbj

#introduction hello everypony i am gargron i am the inventor of master don and of the protocol and network
i am so cool and epic and hot and attractive
my net worth is at least 12 dollars
i am admin of mastodon.social come to see my instance wow
okay bye i have to go change the color of the ui again