Notices by Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)

the whole world is going to war with itself so that elon musk can buy a bigger boat when we had already promised, as a planet, to give him the biggest boat we could build, as a planet, if he were to want a boat

these mushrooms ain’t shit

i have had an emotionally chaotic day and took mushrooms so stay tuned for some posts that will quickly be deleted

also how amazing is it that we’ve all kept ourselves continuously wet on the inside our whole lives

i’ll say this about china: the body tea and the face is sitting

doing nothing is a choice you remake every day. it is rarely the right one. it doesn’t make the problem go away. it doesn’t make consequences of doing nothing about the problem go away. it just means other people carry them too

If anyone knows how to use Logic or GarageBand and is looking for a gig, I’m paying! The work isn’t that hard and I can offer $25 an hour.

🚨 Anyone on here know how to use Logic and looking for a paying gig for the next few weeks?? 🚨

It is so hard to open pickle jars now and it feels like a betrayal of feminism to observe that because I was raised on Marvel movies

The Apple voice dictation is so unbelievably bad. How is Apple so bad at this?

I’m so tired of being told that I deserve human decency and human rights and to be validated because the truth is I deserve a fucking award

Is it me or do the Super Bowl commercials seem to reflect an America that does not exist anymore and has not existed for an extremely long time? Like, who is excited about a Mountain Dew flavor endorsed by Seal? Who thinks it’s fun when mascot characters of different companies crossover for a high five? Are we shocked by grannies behaving badly in a car commercial? This is novelty?

Imagine having the diss track about you win 5 Grammys and be the Super Bowl halftime show in the same week

This is a very special episode of Degrassi

[NYT, which publishes transphobia twice a week, taking a stand today]: Transphobia HAS to stop, except against children and teenagers and athletes and maybe some other Trans people, we’ll get back to you

I’m crying real tears 🥹 https://deadline.com/2025/02/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-reboot-sarah-michelle-gellar-hulu-pilot-chloe-zhao-1236273767/

Pointing out that something a fascist is doing “isn’t legal” is like saying “but that’s not fair” to a serial killer.

Yes, that’s simultaneously the point of doing it and entirely immaterial to stopping it. You’ve managed to find the worst thing to point out.

People are watching the beginning of a trans genocide and saying “love is love” and “you are valid” and “how does this lower the price of eggs” in response and waiting for applause.

The queer community is going to be celebrating this Pride month *aggressively.* I need to get to the gym.

Y’all got any more of them TikToks

In other news… https://www.wired.com/story/meta-immigration-gender-policies-change/