Notices by Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)

Y’all got any more of them TikToks

In other news… https://www.wired.com/story/meta-immigration-gender-policies-change/

They can ban TikTok but good luck banning us, bitch!

All of this Meta news is actually great for the Fediverse and, let’s all groan together, BlueSky. People already opted into TikTok because, as biased as it is, there is a palpable difference between being an extension of the GOP and being a lawless place for posting.

I’m not saying the shift happens overnight, but I am saying that it is now even more inevitable.

PS I know I say it all the time, but I’m not just courting likes when I often tell you how much I love all of you — and this platform — deep in my soul. This is my one real home on the Internet now.

What a headline change!

"You can tell it's ChatGPT because it has em dashes and nobody writes with those."

I, uh, exclusively write with those. 😳

@dansup @cybertailor “You would too if you were in my position”

Elon Musk uses Twitter the way conservatives think China uses TikTok

2024 was the year I: Came out to my parents, named myself, went under the knife twice, divorced (and then separately got my heart smashed into bits), wrote a full length musical, moved into my Single Girl apartment, started talking to my mother again (twice, let’s hope it sticks), saw everything on Broadway, tried oysters on the advice of Susan Sarandon, got my bellybutton pierced, became (?) bisexual, and spent an hour caught in the rain with five strangers in the middle of the Brooklyn bridge.

For one month out of the year, Mariah Carey joins the likes of mythical creatures more than corporations or brands. One month out of the year she is granted the power of god

The New York Times hand wringing about autism like it’s a problem or we don’t have an explanation for the rise in “cases,” which is just literally awareness, is their transphobia all over again.

They do this intentionally.

The hardest part of a bad breakup, especially with someone avoidant, is that the person he pretended to be would never have done these things. So I’m stuck mourning someone who never existed while some other person I now know walks around with his face. Buffy nailed it, unfortunately.

I gotta say I love being a woman but I could have gone the rest of my life not experiencing hot flashes

America is edging class consciousness right now

“I knew all along! You’re all so dumb for hoping!”

When I chose to believe she would win, I chose to live in a reality that would get me through the moment. I still did the work phonebanking and canvassing. But at the time my best option was to choose to believe it would be enough. It wasn’t. Some of our lives are ruined. Must we be smug for never having hope?

I’m so happy I got my papers done

People who avoid their own feelings will neglect yours

Unfortunately me one week ago:

“Subway” implies the existence of a “domway”