Notices by Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)

It is so hard to open pickle jars now and it feels like a betrayal of feminism to observe that because I was raised on Marvel movies

The Apple voice dictation is so unbelievably bad. How is Apple so bad at this?

I’m so tired of being told that I deserve human decency and human rights and to be validated because the truth is I deserve a fucking award

Is it me or do the Super Bowl commercials seem to reflect an America that does not exist anymore and has not existed for an extremely long time? Like, who is excited about a Mountain Dew flavor endorsed by Seal? Who thinks it’s fun when mascot characters of different companies crossover for a high five? Are we shocked by grannies behaving badly in a car commercial? This is novelty?

Imagine having the diss track about you win 5 Grammys and be the Super Bowl halftime show in the same week

This is a very special episode of Degrassi

[NYT, which publishes transphobia twice a week, taking a stand today]: Transphobia HAS to stop, except against children and teenagers and athletes and maybe some other Trans people, we’ll get back to you

I’m crying real tears 🥹 https://deadline.com/2025/02/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-reboot-sarah-michelle-gellar-hulu-pilot-chloe-zhao-1236273767/

Pointing out that something a fascist is doing “isn’t legal” is like saying “but that’s not fair” to a serial killer.

Yes, that’s simultaneously the point of doing it and entirely immaterial to stopping it. You’ve managed to find the worst thing to point out.

People are watching the beginning of a trans genocide and saying “love is love” and “you are valid” and “how does this lower the price of eggs” in response and waiting for applause.

The queer community is going to be celebrating this Pride month *aggressively.* I need to get to the gym.

Y’all got any more of them TikToks

In other news… https://www.wired.com/story/meta-immigration-gender-policies-change/

They can ban TikTok but good luck banning us, bitch!

All of this Meta news is actually great for the Fediverse and, let’s all groan together, BlueSky. People already opted into TikTok because, as biased as it is, there is a palpable difference between being an extension of the GOP and being a lawless place for posting.

I’m not saying the shift happens overnight, but I am saying that it is now even more inevitable.

PS I know I say it all the time, but I’m not just courting likes when I often tell you how much I love all of you — and this platform — deep in my soul. This is my one real home on the Internet now.

What a headline change!

"You can tell it's ChatGPT because it has em dashes and nobody writes with those."

I, uh, exclusively write with those. 😳

@dansup @cybertailor “You would too if you were in my position”

Elon Musk uses Twitter the way conservatives think China uses TikTok

2024 was the year I: Came out to my parents, named myself, went under the knife twice, divorced (and then separately got my heart smashed into bits), wrote a full length musical, moved into my Single Girl apartment, started talking to my mother again (twice, let’s hope it sticks), saw everything on Broadway, tried oysters on the advice of Susan Sarandon, got my bellybutton pierced, became (?) bisexual, and spent an hour caught in the rain with five strangers in the middle of the Brooklyn bridge.