Notices by Sabrina Ryan (magicalgirlsabrina@mastodon.social)

“I knew all along! You’re all so dumb for hoping!”

When I chose to believe she would win, I chose to live in a reality that would get me through the moment. I still did the work phonebanking and canvassing. But at the time my best option was to choose to believe it would be enough. It wasn’t. Some of our lives are ruined. Must we be smug for never having hope?

I’m so happy I got my papers done

People who avoid their own feelings will neglect yours

Unfortunately me one week ago:

“Subway” implies the existence of a “domway”

There’s one gay bar where all the musical theater students in New York do karaoke and I’ll never give you the name

Putting Prince aside, there has never been a male popstar more talented than the worst female popstar. Michael Jackson was a pedophile and so don’t come at me with that.

Actually, as a Trans person, all I do is explain shit to people. All I do is TED Talks and clinics and talkbacks about how to have basic manners. I’m not your teacher or your mother or your employee.

I can set boundaries for what I ask to see on social media. You are not entitled to me going out of my way for you or absorbing your every thought. It’s actually a way to waste my time and ensure I don’t do what I actually need to do for others people. Try it sometime!
https://mastodon.social/@profdc9/113244661683015580

She did, in fact, go to rehab. #FactCheckASong #HashtagGames

Going to seven different offices to align my name is truly starting to eat away at my sanity

I work really hard to filter ads out of my life but whenever I step out of my bubble… everything is an ad. You literally can’t do anything at all without watching corporate propaganda. How can we abide a life like this? https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/09/lg-tvs-continue-down-advertising-rabbit-hole-with-new-screensaver-ads/

My name is now legally Sabrina.

My only criteria for a dating app is I’m at least a little attracted to you and you’re not “apolitical,” “moderate,” or “conservative.” I get a generous amount of matches.

Almost none of them can clear this bar.

Oh my God, The Predator is a Republican take on AUTISM. Great!!!!!!!

Let Rob Marshall direct the next Alien vs. Predator you fucking cowards

This includes James Cameron and if you come from me I will pull out the script for Titanic

The Alien vs. Predator films perfectly capture what I don’t find appealing about nearly every Alien sequel. Namely, H. R. Geiger’s art being used by directors who drink Mountain Dew: Code Red every morning after they brush their teeth

I’m 15 minutes into Predators and the racism isn’t even, like, more sophisticated. I had no idea how MAGA this franchise would be up to this point.

I am going to watch the whole Predator series. Which ones should I expect to be bad?

Predator 2 is a Republican fever dream