Notices by Zelda👑🎮🏳️‍⚧️ (sertaptap@mastodon.social)

It truly sucks that so much AMAZING shit is possible because of technology and often still is being developed but all the headlines are

CEO: "We have built a $10 billion dollar box that you can talk to"

Reporter: "Wow and it only tells the truth?"

CEO: "You can talk to it"

Reporter: "Okay, but it understands what you mean?"

CEO: "You can talk to it"

Fizzy Bath Cubes are for putting inside a Bath

Ergo, Fizzy Man Cubes...

#shitpost #memes

*advertiser spends billions a year and spies on me through 30 different apps*

"d-do you want to buy... *looks at my receipt for a GPU purchased yesterday* do you want to buy a GPU?"

#memes #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting #simpsonsshitpost #meme #funny #comedy #simpsons #rfk #politics #uspolitics

@mmasnick I've been using it for years, the free limits are slightly annoying and I wish it saved drafts sometimes, but it does what it says

Apparently my TV (S95B) has input lag of 60ms/10ms in movie/gaming mode, is that 'good' for displays now?

Only about 1 frame in gaming mode...which sucks I have to use, because it sets the stereo mode to "gaming mode" (fake surround! AUGH) every single time. So I grab my remote. Every single time...

This $20 unlicensed LOTR ring I got on amazon came with a little box to present it as an engagement ring, while still $20 (...it is not a great box)

And you know what? As long as both parties are fine with it, go the fuck ahead, give your SO The One Ring as an engagement ring.

Wasting money on gold and gems and especially blood diamonds is way more "cringe" than any fandom you may be a part of