Notices by Uncle Sam (unclesam@mstdn.plus), page 2

'RFK Jr. says he left a dead bear in Central Park as a prank'

This is why we need to support the right to bear arms. 😎

#DadJokes #USpol

What is that strange feeling coming over me? I haven't felt it in so long... could it be... hope? 🤔

#WhenWeFightWeWin
#HarrisWalz2024 #USpol

This is Tim Walz. Passionate, former school teacher, ally to the American people (who aren't weird) and the most progressive pick on the list!! This is good sign of things to come. 🇺🇸

#KamalaHarris2024 #HarrisWalz2024 #USpol

BREAKING: Kamala Harris named Tim Walz her running mate!! THIS IS A GOOD SIGN of things to come! LFG!! 🌊

#KamalaHarris2024 #HarrisWalz2024

'RFK Jr. Confesses He Left a Dead Bear Cub in Central Park Ten Years Ago'

Ummm... there are easier ways to drop out of the race. 🤔 #USpol

How desensitized am I that I heard a story about RFK Jr. dumping a dead bear cub in Central Park to make it look like an accident and I'm like, 'Yeah, that sounds about right.' 😕

#USpol

'SILENCE OF THE LAMBS HAS ANYONE SEEN HANNIBAL LECTER HE'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER THEY SAY SIR PLEASE DON'T BRING UP ASYLUMS THEY'RE COMING OVER FROM ASYLUMS THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING INTO OUR COUNTRY THEY SAY ASYLUMS ARE BEING EMPTIED AND PEOPLE LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER ARE COMING OVER IN NUMBERS LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN'

Every time he goes off on this tangent I'm reminded that #TRUMP is so fucking dumb, he doesn't understand the concept of 'seeking asylum' 😅

#KamalaHarris2024 #USpol

Logan Paul lost his title today. You know who won? Imane Khelif. Wrestling isn't fake, it just isn't a physically competitive competition. It's a popularity contest. Guess who isn't popular anymore. 😅

#SummerSlam #WWE #ProWrestling

This remains the most accurate description of #JoeRogan I’ve ever read. 😅

"I was born in a conservative village in Algeria
From a humble family, I lived as a child and a struggling young woman to make my wishes come true .

Your dirty campaign won't hurt me.

I will sue those who are at the head of this campaign.

No one will pass by"

#ImaneKhelif

Yeah, that seems like a good idea. I can't foresee anything going wrong with teaching AI to kill us. 🤔

DEBATE 2024: (prediction)

Trump: '..these people are taking black jobs-'

Harris: 'What exactly are black jobs?'

Trump: 'Black jobs are any jobs... uhh.'

Harris: 'Is President a black job?'

CROWD GOES WILD!!! 😅

#KamalaHarris2024

So, if it's not going to be Whitmer or #MayorPete, my next choice is the guy who started the #WEIRD talking point. Tim Walz is unapologetic and has the closest thing to a progressive platform as we're going to get. 🤔

#USpol #KamalaHarris2024 #TimWalz

I feel like if Jon Stewart ran for president, it would be an absolute landslide. He could even run as an Independent and win. He's easily the most trusted name in news and he's shown time and time again how smart he is. 😎

#USpol #JonStewart #TheDailyShow

@RememberUsAlways
No, but you should care that this kind of escalation will surely make the situation worse for the innocent people in Gaza.

@RememberUsAlways
What happened that day was horrific, but the response has been so overblown it makes sane people wonder if this wasn't the plan all along. 🤔

@RememberUsAlways
Yeah, I don't expect you do. I'm not referring to hostages, I'm talking about the 40k or so innocents killed in Gaza (70% of which are women and children)

@RememberUsAlways
The children suffer the... What the fuck are you trying to say. That these people deserved their fate? 700 people killed at the music festival versus 40,000 in retaliation. Who's the monster here?

@RememberUsAlways
So, it's their fault for being swayed by a government that claimed to be able to liberate them from the oppression of Israel's monstrous treatment of their people and they should pay with their lives for their election choices? That sound about right?

@RememberUsAlways
No, Hamas (the terrorist organization) declared jihad. Palestinians are a people, not a group of terrorists. That's like saying all Americans are KKK. If you refuse to make the distinction between a whole race of people and terrorists than it becomes clear why you have no sympathy for the massive amount of casualties.