Notices by Really Bigfoot (reallybigfoot@ohai.social)

#bigfoot

I spent 2 days watching a snake molt while I was hiding behind a tree. That snake did nothing but shed his skin for two continuous days! What a meaningless life! Gee, you know what? My costume is torn. Oh well, if I work on it continuously, I should be able to fix it in 2 days. #Bigfoot

Try it puny human #Bigfoot

#bigfoot

I just discovered I have fingertips on the ends of the things that wiggle on my hand. #Bigfoot

I don't like being me. I hope I'm not. #Bigfoot

I couldn't find any glue, but I found some bolts at a construction site. I pounded them into my neck, but they don't look very Frankensteiny. PS There is apparently a lot of blood in my neck. It is spurting into the trees. I fel werd. Thu wirld iz spin. Thu forst iz perpl. #Bigfoot

I do get around #bigfoot