Notices by Mzleya_7 (mzleya_7@beige.party)

I whisper to myself, "you're still a rock star" as I take my ibuprofen and drink a cup of Metamucil before crawling into bed at 9:15 pm.

#RockStar #Nightime

I'm stepping down from my position as an adult. As it turns out this isn't for me but, I appreciate the opportunity.

#Condoms #Humor #Walmart
#SmartAss
At times people are really stupid and leave me no choice but to come back with a smart-ass comment like last evening I went to Walmart. I had several of the grandkids with me naturally all different sizes, shapes and shades & someone asked me, "Are all of those kids yours?" So I just came out and said, "No, I work for a condom company and these are customer complaints."

Sometimes I wanna take my 5 dollars and run away..

I lifted my shirt to check out my belly fat and a Cheeto fell out, so there's that.

#Humor #BellyFat #Cheetos