Notices by TransGal4872 ?️‍⚧️∞? (transgal4872@mk.absturztau.be), page 5

<Nim>

It was the dawn of the third age of the internet. Ten years after the Google-XMPP war. The Fediverse project was dream giving form. It's goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and furries could work out being different peacefully. It's a port of call. Home away from home for marginalized people, programmers, and wanderers. Humans and furries talking on two million five hundred thousand different servers, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the noncorprate web.

@puniko <Nim> Hi Puni :miku_wave:

@puniko
🎵 Another day of sending O2, O2
All throughout the body, every nook and cranny filled
But it’s confusing and now I’m lost, I’m lost!
Though we may seem helpless, we are cells at work for you, and so
Here we go!
Let’s get down to work!
Let’s get down to work!
Every day’s a struggle, but I gotta pull through
Ooh! 🎶

@puniko <Nim> Corn stalks; Corns only talk on sesame street :akko_fingerguns:

<Nim> you can jump over cornstalks. What.

<Nim> I'm currently watching every In A Nutshell video ever

@puniko <Nim> yeah. I get them a lot.

@puniko <Nim> yeah I just have to send 3000 dollars to an offshore bank account and I'll get 10 million


:blobfoxdoubt:

@puniko <Nim> sleepy, a little under the weather. Allegedly won a sweepstakes or something.

@puniko <Nim> Hi Puni, how are you?

<Nim> 419 scam at 1:45 in the morning :tiredcoffee:

@puniko <Nim> What is a puniko? A woozy pile of mews

@puniko <Nim> :neocat_hug:

@puniko <Nim> :neocat_pat_floof:

@puniko <Nim> :akko_blush:

@puniko

The mainstream media: "this is a horrible tragedy and a shocking act of terrorism"

The entire (I mean the entire) internet: "Ding dong! / the witch is dead! / Which old witch? / the united healthcare witch!"

@puniko <Nim> nice!

<Nim> hey @puniko who's your new profile picture?

<Nim> the biggest proof that the world isn't a simulation is that no autists have found a cve with it yet