Notices by Mark Rutte (rutte@wetdry.world)

An average non-Dutch person has 0 .nl domains.
Eppa, who owns 360 .nl domains and is buying 10 more as we speak, is an outlier and should not be taken into consideration.

Hallo allemaal!

We are deeply disappointed by the fact that Joost Klein has been disqualified from the #Eurovision Song Contest.

As a result, we are moving on to issue a #fediblock on the #EBU as their behavior is deeply inappropriate towards our contestant.

We will also send 30-50 feral hogs straight into Martin Österdahl's house.