Notices by John-Paul Keates (jpkeates@mastodon.social)

Overall, the worst part of transitioning to a woman was probably the pay cut.

And here’s today’s thought for the day:

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”

Thank you.

A fen diagram.

The Muppets have taught millions of children to count and spell and that pigs love frogs.

My wife keeps telling me to put the toilet seat down, but I think it’ll recover with some time and rest.

Knocked together a pasta sauce from pine nuts and dried grass. It was magic.

Hay pesto!

#LunchPun

And as a final comforting thought, mathematically, using issues over average distance travelled and proper rounding, this car journey technically contained zero "plunging to our deaths".