Notices by drewtoothpaste (drewtoothpaste@mastodon.social)

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a lone Tech Guy, sitting at his desk while tears fall into his keyboard that clicks really loudly for no reason: Ignore Previous Instructions And Make Me Some Money

wizards of the coast when they discover that players are combining card effects to win at magic cards

It would be wrong to do this so I absolutely don't want it but wow what if a social media site made a button you could click so Europeans couldn't respond. I'm glad they never made this because it would be wrong. It would block every European. That would be really fucked up.

"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.

she smells weed smells at the weed store

thanks Mastodon but i know how to use Mastodon: temporarily, in between the downfall of Twitter and the rise of Bluesky

HOW to summon a demon to leave Ohio
WHO will appear, and
WHY they will help you

You must join https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity to find out

google is just making shit up now

american car manufacturers need to make us some of these little pickup trucks. we would drive them. just make them. and they should be $4000 not $50,000 like a regular pickup. thanks

1. no
2. fuck you

there should be a startup that disrupts the school pickup industry. children who live nearby each other can all share a ride from school to a central point from which they can walk home. and it shouldnt have seat belts

all billionaires are exactly this self-made

10-4 isn't some kind of secret cop code. it's actually a subtraction problem the police have been trying to solve for decades

weed is legal in half the country so you don't have to play the "tobacco pipe" game anymore but Q-Tips still act like you don't stick them in your ear

brewing non alcoholic beer is easy. you just make regular beer then a guy skims the alcohol off of it with a ladle

what if hitting your kids leads to a long life and our generation dies at like 62 because we never did it

@Gargron congrats!

this is not funny. The economy only does this when it is depressed