Notices by Sordid Amok! (sordidamok@mastodon.social)

It's spring, and women are wearing more revealing clothing, which is a lovely thing. Today, I saw two women with armpit hair - which is not many, but more than usual. Are women letting their armpit hair grow? That seems like a good thing - more natural, less imposed beauty standard. It implies comfort with one's body. Plus the weather is wonderful.

I'm old enough to remember when raping children would hurt a politician's career.

@LoganFive Watch Flash Gordon, 1980. The soundtrack, by Queen, is the least gay thing about it.

Password must contain two female characters who have a conversation about something other than men.

"How come you don't want kids?"

"I had a big lunch."

@steter I'm a social worker, with no training in disarming people. I've gotten people to give up weapons a few times - usually knives. Never needed to shoot anybody.

@valid_pony Absofuckinglutely!

Oh good, it's one step harder to boost stuff now.

@MostlyHarmless Vandalism is the classic starter crime.

The word "chief" comes to English from the French "chef", meaning "boss" or "leader". French traders used "chef" to refer to prominent Native Americans, and the English followed suit. Therefore, all sports teams called "Chiefs" should have this as their logo:

There's a 1976 Canadian tuxedo

#monsterdon

Every one of these hippie assholes is going to get eaten by a giant bear

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If you someone says they're not a hugger, that means you, too.

Always surprising when JWs knock on my door. Can't they feel the evil spirits?

Occasionally, I remember that Missouri is a real palce, and it makes me kind of sad.

@br00t4c Rich people don't go to prison in USA.

Having a 2nd package of Ramen because I'm an adult and no one can stop me

Please, mama, I want to get railed again

#monsterdon

Well, the Count's dead, so I guess now everybody can enjoy the circus

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This little girl should be falling down a rabbit hole any moment now

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