Notices by Sordid Amok! (sordidamok@mastodon.social)

Life is a sexually transmitted, fatal disease.

@br00t4c According to the thing I'm writing, Custer was killed by his own men.

Horrible first date idea - "Come over to my house and watch #monsterdon ."

Then again, if she stays, she might be a keeper.

@Terencio Devil Girl is too good for this.

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When I said Star Crash was the worts movie ever and all future #monsterdon movies would be quality entertainment, I was goofing. I know how much worse it can get.

We have officially excavated the bottom of the barrel. All future #monsterdon movies will be quality entertainment. Never again will we have to endure.... that.

According to Wikipedia, this movie has a plot.

#monsterdon

"Don't weep for me. My glory will live forever."

I think that's a line from Starship Troopers 2 which was a much better movie

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Jules Verne movies don't look so bad now, do they?

#monsterdon

Holy crap. They straight up ripped a light saber

#monsterdon

I'm guessing about the quality of acid in the 70s, based on what I heard. I didn't start taking acid until 1988.

#monsterdon

This might've been okay if you saw it in 1979 and you took acid first. Acid was better then.

#monsterdon

Okay. I kinda love the stop motion robots

#monsterdon

Are you tired of seeing homeless people doing drugs and having sex in public places? House them, so they can do those things at home like everybody else.

There are a lot of B movies that feature bog witches. I vote we watch them all.

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Whatever party runs a bog witch for POTUS in 2028 gets my vote. Unless it's the GOP. Or the Dems. Gimme a Socialist bog witch.

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Suddenly it ends. And I close the tab as fast as possible to avoid hearing that song again.

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As a work of absurdist cinema, it still sucks

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These guys've been drinking round the clock for 3 days and haven't changed clothes. They gotta be smelling worse than the bog at this point

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All the withered old hillbilly women I know love to recite beatnik poetry

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