Notices by Mustardon ~ IWRY (bitsnpieces@mastodon.social)

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Everything is better with mustard on.

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Unfortunately for him, everyone involved in the case knows the difference between Can't and Won't.

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These things have revolutionized ignoring people at your door by making it possible to do so remotely.

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I could be wrong, but it doesn't seem to be a tale that would work well as a musical.

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Funny thing about robots, they don't buy anything.

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Because there's no such thing as a lie detector.

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As he has no balls, he'll be using the ladies room I presume?

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How does orange penis taste?

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Somebody please ask her if she has finished transitioning. I really want to see that.

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They know. If the government can find a kid downloading music via a VPN, they can find this.

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That's only going to trend upward for a while.

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They should give reading the Bible a try. Everything they say is exactly the opposite of what is in the bible. Perhaps they're reading it in a mirror.

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There is no explanation for why anyone would vote for someone who is on record espousing hatred for them.
This isn't a glitch in the Matrix, the Matrix has been hacked.

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How about investigating all the voter fraud that magically disappeared the moment you won?

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Did that butt-hickey come with free shipping?

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Or maybe it's because Netflix launches a new show that you start watching, and by the second or third episode they announce it won't be continued past what is already in the can. It's a big part of why I stopped watching Netflix.

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Step one: Recognize that the Democratic Party is a center-right party. Being to the left of the Trump Party doesn’t mean you’re on the left.

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She should not have conceded. It's absolutely certain he wouldn't have. She should have remained silent and let him go on and on about how that nasty woman didn't concede.

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Congrats Billionaire Bro!

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Uh, convicted felons awaiting sentencing can't vote.