Notices by ???? ????? :verified: (unfitz@mstdn.party)

Rare image of a Mastodon server under DDoS attack

When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.

Sure, capitalism isn’t ideal. But without it, how would we find the beginning of a sentence?

Thoughts and prayers for my 7-year-old who says she’s having an “extra stencil crisis.”

*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*

- parallel parking a time machine

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.