Notices by Phos et al. :ms_robot_headpats: (phos@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net)

I’m in Spain but the p is silent

Trying to port my C code to rust but it’s so hard to reimplement all the memory corruption vulnerabilities :nkosigh:

/j

Daily reminder that SD cards speak SPI and you can just pretend to be one. They can’t stop you

Every time I see @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt bio I take 5 points psychic damage from the misalignment

New way of scrolling fedi just dropped

Me, to the coffee machine:
“Potion seller, give me your strongest potion”

Welcome to our triple blind study, where no one has any clue what's going on

Montagewagen imply the existence of Dienstagewagen, Mitwochswagen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvK3Dsvgk_g

We all are but actors, on the great stage of ActivityPub

:ms_robot_sad: using i, j, k as loop variables

:ms_robot_grin: using i, ii, iii, iv, v

https://not.an.evilcyberhacker.net/notes/9rdjvhqkwb5v03su

Update: we’ve watched it leave the train, go to a grocery store, and then back to the residential building next to Westbahnhof. We are very sure that location is accurate. We’ll put up posters there.

We are still unsure what that means. A train attendant taking it with them seems the most likely, but why they couldn’t hand it to Lost&Found is a mystery.

If they wanted to steal it taking it with them to work seems pointless.

If they’re not a train attendant it doesn’t make sense why it’d be on trains for most of the day.

In any case, a poster on their front door with clear contact info and maybe a reward would make it easier for them

Ok fedi we have a weird problem.

We’ve lost our Laptop (M1 Air Gold) in an ICE to Vienna last Friday. Have submitted lots item reports to DB and OBB but nothing so far.

But we still get occasional FindMy locations. Always on train station, always on the move for most of the day, always different trains.

We’ve tried chasing it around, but between infrequent updates and low accuracy it’s not much we can do there. Driver didn’t know about it.

Since it’s always on trains, and always on different ones around Austria, we assume it’s with some railway employee, that hasn’t handed it over to Lost&Found? It’s the only thing that sorts makes sense, but we’re just confused tbh.

Any other tips?
#askFedi #obb #austria

Pro Nouns? Yes, they are pretty useful

Nouns were invented by German capitalists to sell more capital letters

@Jain@blob.cat hmmm, still plays for us. Have you tried opening it on the original instance on a non-iOS device?

This instance did just update but that shouldn't affect anything

*CT-Scans your blobcat*

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