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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Dec-2023 16:30:56 JST 
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stop saying i'm gay, i'm not gay. i fucked and kissed a guy in the lips but i didn't like it, i didn't wanna do it again i didn't wanna suck a cock, i just wanted the cigarrates and didn't know i had to money to buy em at the store. i'm not gay i dont like cock or boys or men. i dont even smoke. i'm not even prison gay i just dont like men like that. i'd suck a cock for a susbtancial amount of money, maybe like $50,000 or more but i wouldn't enjoy it. anyone would suck a cock for that kind of money
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jul-2023 10:08:23 JST
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people really need to research who makes the software they're using when deploying it for something like fediverse integration. And if you weren't aware before, you are now
fact: Alex Gleason, the developer of Sopabox, is a massive transphobe who wrote an article titled "why I don't support transgender ideology" where he says in so many words that he is against transgender people and spends an awful lot of time minimizing all of the suffering trans people are subjected to. it's not hard to find this if you look, it's right on his blog. I do not care if he claims it's about "ideology, not people" - you cannot separate these two
is it any wonder that spinster.xyz, a notable transphobic gender cricital instance, uses Soapbox?
do not use soapbox and do not support or give alex gleason the time of day if you care about trans people
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2023 03:29:53 JST
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all posts shamelessly stolen from @pawoo
follow them for more
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-Feb-2023 11:18:56 JST
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WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* ARF ARF ARF ARF *pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere* EEEE-AW EEEE-AW *wolf whistle* BWOOOAAGHHH *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *rubs ass on ground like dog* HAHT MAMA *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ *slams chair on table* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE *gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants* OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HAHEEEEEE *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* HUUUUUUUURRRRRR *furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table* GRRRR BARK BARK BARK *head unscrews and starts rotating* BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING *starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING *starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red* HOOOLY MOOOOLY
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 23-Dec-2022 09:59:36 JST
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As many of you may know, the creator of the Soapbox website is a vegan named Alex Gleason. Recently, I’ve been considering having sex with Alex Gleason. “Glussy”, or rather referred to as Gleason Bussy, is what I have craved all my life. Even just the thought of Alex gleason’s glussy (gluten free no preservatives) makes me hard as hell man.
I can’t think of anything that doesn’t make me think of Alex Gleason Fediverse. I want to insert Soap in is anus as sex play and watch it slide out and make a nice blrrp sound as it comes out. That’s the power of Glussy at it’s full potentional. Just the right amount will lead into a dopamine hit even bigger than Cocaine which results in a traumatic efficiency that can actually lead to death if you don’t take the amount that is recommended by Neuroanatomists
The problem though, he was I may obtain if I had sex with him. If I put my weinus in his Glussy, there are likely chances that I will get GLAIDS (gleason aids). All I will think about are trannies and I will constantly beat my wife and drag dead dogs across empty summery fields. GLAIDS is a rare disease caused by GPXV which is when his Glussy squirts out Gleen on your cock and your cock sucks it up. This can result in GLAIDS over a 12 month period over time where you become an melodramatic faggot who writes JavaScript all day and simps for gay women on a federated Network.
Thank you and please share any thoughts regarding my topic.
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 30-Oct-2022 07:27:47 JST
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@pernia @SONICMAN69 @grumbulon @xue all you motherfuckers thought this was funny a year ago -
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Oct-2022 08:45:16 JST
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Oct-2022 01:10:22 JST
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submitted by @SONICMAN69 ATTENTION @ruina claims her vagina has never even been touched by human hands once (citation needed) Be on the lookout for this virgin snatch, if you see her approach with extreme caution as we don't know if she is armed or unarmed Upon apprehension of the suspect be sure to tear that pussy apart and cum inside multiple times
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Fedipasta (fedipasta@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 28-Aug-2022 05:03:04 JST
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I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner just to have a 1 in a million chance to sniff Pokimane's earlobes
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