Notices by Liz Eden (summerbeth@mastodon.me.uk)

Many happy returns to everyone who has, for security purposes, given 1st January as their birthday when registering for online services.

Methods of preservation:
Pickling - we make the environment too acidic for rot.
Salting - we make the environment too salty for rot.
Drying - we make the environment too dehydrated for rot.
Freezing - we make the environment too cold for rot.
Fermentation - we embrace the rot.

First negroni of the year!