Notices by Monkey Boy (ruprecht@noauthority.social)

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That's a lot of memory.

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Terrance and Phillip?

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https://youtu.be/3zrtO4-lH1k

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From the BoK:

@PNS The competitive genius of making shit shiny has old and noble roots.

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The trick is to avoid showering for seven days beforehand.

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Yeah, but you still ate the crust, didn't you? You can take the man out of the institution, but you can't take the institution out of the man.

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And diarrhea. No charge.

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An unmasking.

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The Obamas term ran out.

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Yikes.

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32 yo male, lives at home, pisses on self in between sending pictures of abused children over public email.... The Eugenicists may have a point.

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If only there were a process by which they could acculturate themselves in preparation for their entry into their new society....

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...kind of lost me at "Papa Meat".

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It must suck to loose your wiping hand and your imaginary lover both on the same day.

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You want to live still. To do that you need some measure of food, shelter and water. The effort it would take to obtain that directly surpasses the effort to wage slave yourself to obtain something marginally better. You choose to log in, because it's easier.

Same same.

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Weird. Must be climate change.

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I am unsurprised. People have been entertaining themselves by watching others' pain since the dawn of time.