I'm not impressed by your Samuel L Jackson impersonation. Eat something and maybe you'll be less angry.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Mar-2026 23:55:05 JST
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2026 12:37:28 JST
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@PNS Nice
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2026 12:34:21 JST
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Are you this old?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Mar-2026 22:26:01 JST
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After this whining hangry baby eats a Snickers bar, who will she become?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Mar-2026 14:44:45 JST
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I humbly disagree. Do you?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-2026 18:43:05 JST
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Target is pulling out of the woke cities. Much like her father should have.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2026 14:46:18 JST
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How;s this again?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2026 00:57:52 JST
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Something tells me she owns a lot of cats.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 21:33:05 JST
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"White racism made me fat."
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 08:06:41 JST
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@PNS It might have been a line at the precinct.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 07:55:42 JST
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Swap white for black and black for white and see if this doesn't sound just a little racist.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 23:26:40 JST
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This is how they think they can defeat ICE. Watch for the evidence of Toxoplasmosis at 0:10.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Feb-2026 00:44:42 JST
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I, for one, look forward to our new AI overlords.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Feb-2026 20:25:52 JST
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Day 8 of BHM,
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Feb-2026 21:03:19 JST
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@PNS And, it's only day seven of BHM.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2026 14:36:18 JST
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Is this a good or bad marriage?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Jan-2026 22:05:01 JST
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One is missing. I wouldn't be surprised if more were soon.
Don't you know pointing is not polite?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 28-Dec-2025 06:39:15 JST
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And your contribution to scociety is...?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 20:00:11 JST
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You may be upside down if...
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 03:44:01 JST
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Finally, someone with a proper mental illness, and it's not politics or wokeness.