Something tells me she owns a lot of cats.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-2026 00:57:52 JST
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 21:33:05 JST
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"White racism made me fat."
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 08:06:41 JST
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@PNS It might have been a line at the precinct.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-2026 07:55:42 JST
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Swap white for black and black for white and see if this doesn't sound just a little racist.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 23:26:40 JST
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This is how they think they can defeat ICE. Watch for the evidence of Toxoplasmosis at 0:10.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Feb-2026 00:44:42 JST
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I, for one, look forward to our new AI overlords.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 08-Feb-2026 20:25:52 JST
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Day 8 of BHM,
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Saturday, 07-Feb-2026 21:03:19 JST
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@PNS And, it's only day seven of BHM.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2026 14:36:18 JST
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Is this a good or bad marriage?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Jan-2026 22:05:01 JST
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One is missing. I wouldn't be surprised if more were soon.
Don't you know pointing is not polite?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 28-Dec-2025 06:39:15 JST
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And your contribution to scociety is...?
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2025 20:00:11 JST
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You may be upside down if...
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Nov-2025 03:44:01 JST
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Finally, someone with a proper mental illness, and it's not politics or wokeness.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-2025 13:38:26 JST
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"Words so hard."
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 27-Oct-2025 01:24:07 JST
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I can't believe I lost my job making buggy whips.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-2025 00:48:17 JST
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The results of mass migration.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 02-Oct-2025 14:34:40 JST
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Why my head hurts...
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 11-Aug-2025 01:27:02 JST
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A mechanic and his love for a car.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Apr-2025 05:05:46 JST
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At least I know their "safe word" now.
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Sir Zalo :verified: (zalo@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 20-Apr-2025 23:36:19 JST
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This is a parenting win.