Notices by Vel (vel@gib.schmus.is), page 3

Talking to @puniko@mk.absturztau.be be like

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be
:3

Oh no
It’s spreading

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be Ma‘am this is a Wendy’s

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be @MagicLike@mstdn.social My boss earns a dollar while I earn a dime
That’s why I’m eepy on company time :neocat_up_sleep:

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be Take a giant blanket to work :neocat_peek_comfy:

I kinda feel old now :neofox_melt:

@Houl@md.ilyamikcoder.com :neofox_3c:

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be please just let me through

"Hey, could you tell me the keyboard shortcut to close a window?"
@Houl@md.ilyamikcoder.com: Have you tried CMD+:neofox_boop_owo:?

@raccoon@den.raccoon.quest :neofox_floof:

:neocat_nervous:

from Mangko on YouTube

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be 🥞:neocat_cute_reach:

@Jain@blob.cat Yea you’re gonna bait me with free :neocat: but then each cat will cost 0,99€ after a free trial :neofox_sip_glare:

@Jain@blob.cat Ham wir noch Fediverse Müsli? Eins noch? Keine mehr?
Hallo? Hast du das letzte Müsli genommen?

:neofox_melt_3:

How I think my English sounds: Pretty good :neofox:

How it actually sounds:

@f@tom.schizo.solutions I'd say that means you expect the people who want to follow you to be >18y/o just in case
In Germany we'd call that a Haftungsausschluss :neofox_pat_googly:

@foxhkron@cybre.club :neofox_notice: Neuer Upload von SchmuserVideo :neofox_think_googly:

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be Ja hab sogar einen YouTube Kanal

Beweise ich dir gleich

@puniko@mk.absturztau.be :neofox_sip_nervous: ähm ähm


(Ich meine die Unternehmen die immer HÄNDERINGEND Mitarbeiter suchen) :neofox_smol: