Notices by Witchzilla (msbw@masto.ai)

patriarchy hurts men too

men are out here married to people who have never sucked their dick even one time

the ‘say thank you’ shit is tired now

I was going to start learning calculus and trying to crack Kryptos but I think mocktails will be more relaxing.

Trump can easily be bought. He's not the Joker.

Lots of pick-mes are going to learn the hard way that you can't "win over" men who genuinely hate women

Measles spreads like wildfire. And it can kill children in the acute and post-viral stage. It is truly not worth it, gambling with your child’s life.

That's one thing people rarely consider when they think about how nice it would to time travel into the past. You imagine the food being so fresh and wholesome - you'd have no idea what you were really eating or drinking half the time. In ancient Rome you'd be consuming tons of lead. Lead tastes sweet, they put it in everything.

and what I do here is I pander to nerds and dickheads

You wonder why I hate Elon Musk as much as I do? There's a perfect example - his unwavering attraction to people who abuse children.

Not sure who owns Venmo but CashApp is Jack Dorsey and he is part of Elon’s cult, I would not trust him.

Guess your new concentration camp needs steel? Hope your budget includes that 25% price hike come Saturday.

I've started nesting threads when I remember to do so, because truly, I am continually amazed that anyone is reading what I write and I have had enough people express frustration at not being able to find a thread when I'm spitting this Knowledge.

if you don't agree I'm awesome I'm going to become a nazi because at least then you'll obey me

Goal #1 is I'm awesome and everybody should agree

@Fragglemuppet maybe mine gelled a little wonky :)

@Fragglemuppet that sounds rough, I hope it eases up.

I could spook you the fuck out with some of my dream stories

Please be sure to give some food or water to our critter friends, especially if they're not used to winter weather.

Doesn't seem bothered when you call his mom a bitch, I've noted that. But if you call him ugly?!