Notices by Moose Allain (mooseallain@mas.to)

The Lake Edge

My wife Karen (@thebaronski) has invented this genius device for removing bumble bees from the house. It’s basically a long stick with a bit of cloth on the end which she soaks in sugar water as needed. The bee will inevitably clambers on and is thus rescued/ejected into the garden.

I often worry that my imposter syndrome isn’t real.

It’s time

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

Nest

Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
Pirate: More parity!
Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?

Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year it’s alphabetical, so there are 26 days (yes it’s pretty secular) - something to keep you occupied on Boxing Day too! Here’s this year’s.

https://www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2023-alphabet-advent-calendar

Musk is becoming increasingly powerful

Sometimes I like to sing songs without choruses, but usually I refrain.

We interview a dog for a position as our dog.

Zola

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye.