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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2024 09:44:59 JST Nameless Cynic

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It's nice that the Denver Airport has a maximum occupancy limit. But who's going to count to make sure they don't go over?
In conversation about 11 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Sign reading "Maximum Occupancy 7824 Persons"
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:35:15 JST Nameless Cynic

Sometimes, irony just happens...
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. On a listing of streaming movies, a movie called "Arrival" is marked as "Leaving soon"
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 02:43:28 JST Nameless Cynic

Sam Alito was flying a flag of the far-right religious wing of the pro-January 6 insurrectionists, at the time that SCOTUS was ruling on January 6 cases.
Weirdly, he still pretends that he can be impartial.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/22/us/justice-alito-flag-appeal-to-heaven.html
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 18:36:19 JST Nameless Cynic

Legit snark.
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. A card from a piano tuner, reading: This piano has been tuned. Press any key to continue.
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 10:38:53 JST Nameless Cynic

Apparently, they lost a guy.
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. A Five Guys restaurant. On the sign, there's two letters burned out, so it reads: IV GUYS
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2024 06:18:09 JST Nameless Cynic

Just one last self-checkout
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. A sign for the Self Cemetary (a private cemetary for the Self family)
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 19-Feb-2024 10:08:47 JST Nameless Cynic

I believe he found a loophole.
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Boy on a unicycle, rolling past a sign reading: NO Bicycle riding Rollerblading Rollerskating Skateboarding Scooter Riding
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 21:55:30 JST Nameless Cynic

The license plate indicates this one is self-aware.
In conversation Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 21:55:30 JST from mastodon.social permalink
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1. A ridiculously oversized, overpriced pickup (by Rezvani Motors, known for making "tactical urban vehicles") with a license plate reading "SMOL PP"
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Dec-2023 14:08:42 JST Nameless Cynic

For the record, no, dishwashing liquid cannot be used in place of dishwasher detergent.
In conversation Saturday, 23-Dec-2023 14:08:42 JST from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Picture: a kitchen floor covered in foam, leaking from the dishwasher.
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Nameless Cynic (namelesscynic@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 12:42:57 JST Nameless Cynic

Some thought went into this license plate.
In conversation Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 12:42:57 JST from mastodon.social permalink
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1. . The back of a Honda Element SUV. Letters have been added around the logo, model name and license plate, so that it reads: ABCDEFG H (Honda logo) IJK ELEMEN (model name missing the T) OP QRSTUV (license plate) WXYZ (Thanks to @JetlagJen@geekdom.social for the appropriate alt text)
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/517/272/650/503/824/original/7fa38110a9089c11.jpg

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