That wording is the same kind of mumbling stuff you'd hear — any year, anywhere, in any crummy bar — from a down-and-out guy who's nursing his fifth beer and muttering about why everyone else in the bar is staying at least ten feet away from him.
"College presidents and school deans have two jobs: 1) raise money; and 2) find ways to appease students, faculty, administrators, alumni, donors, and the state. The one trait all these interest groups share is a powerful sense of entitlement in telling university presidents and college deans exactly how to do their jobs. None of this is to say that these groups are always wrong in their critiques." https://danieldrezner.substack.com/p/you-could-not-pay-me-enough-to-be
editor of Annals of Improbable Research, organizer of the Ig Nobel Prize ceremony, columnist at New Scientist. I write about research that makes people LAUGH then THINK. https://improbable.com/whatis/about-marc-abrahams/