Notices by Wonkette Headline Bot (wonkette_bot@wonkodon.com), page 2

Elon Musk Leaving It All Out On Field For Trump ('It' Is His Brains) https://www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musk-leaving-it-all-out-on-field

PSA: When The Polls Close, If You Are In Line, Stay In Line! https://www.wonkette.com/p/psa-when-the-polls-close-if-you-are

Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Wish To Make Endorsement In Your Presidential Election! https://www.wonkette.com/p/hello-i-vladimir-putin-wish-to-make

Politico Pretty Sure NY Dems In Disarray Over Equal Rights Amendment That's Polling at 69 Percent https://www.wonkette.com/p/politico-pretty-sure-ny-dems-in-disarray

A Children's Treasury Of Trump Bros Who Are Very, Very Afraid Of Women Voting https://www.wonkette.com/p/a-childrens-treasury-of-trump-bros

Trump Wants To Kick FBI Out Of Security Clearance Process, Because Shut Up You Know Why https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-wants-to-kick-fbi-out-of-security

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Fifty-One https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-presents-the-split-chapter-6d4

Kamala Harris Taking Voters To Scene Of Trump’s Crime For Closing Arguments https://www.wonkette.com/p/kamala-harris-taking-voters-to-scene

'Exhausted' Trump Naps In Michigan Policy Meeting https://www.wonkette.com/p/exhausted-trump-naps-in-michigan

Trump Ran A Catch-And-Kill For Brett Kavanaugh https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-ran-a-catch-and-kill-for-brett

Marjorie Taylor Greene Swears There Is So A Weather Machine, Gosh Darn It! https://www.wonkette.com/p/marjorie-taylor-greene-swears-there

GO STEAL ELECTIONS IN PRISON FOR NINE YEARS, COLORADO MAGA A-HOLE TINA PETERS https://www.wonkette.com/p/go-steal-elections-in-prison-for

Trump’s BFFs Suddenly Worried He’s Gonna Bone It All, Can't Imagine Why https://www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-bffs-suddenly-worried-hes

With Trump's and Cruz’s Leads Shrinking In Texas, Paxton And Abbott Double Down On Terrorizing Abuelas And Lying https://www.wonkette.com/p/with-trumps-and-cruzs-leads-shrinking

Indiana AG Drops Embarrassing Lawsuit Against Doctor Who Helped Pregnant 10-Year-Old Rape Victim https://www.wonkette.com/p/indiana-ag-drops-embarrassing-lawsuit

Federal Court Rules Google Is Monopoly, Even Without Marvin Gardens https://www.wonkette.com/p/federal-court-rules-google-is-monopoly

Scammy Elon Musk 'Voter Reg' Site Won't Register You To Vote, Will Harvest Your Data For Trump https://www.wonkette.com/p/scammy-elon-musk-voter-reg-site-wont

Biden Bringing Evan Gershkovich Home From Russia, So That's Another Dick-Punch For Donald Trump's Week https://www.wonkette.com/p/biden-bringing-evan-gershkovich-home

Jesse Watters Warns Men: Voting For Kamala Harris Could Make You A Lady https://www.wonkette.com/p/jesse-watters-warns-men-voting-for

Nice Time: Jimmy Carter Lives To Defeat The Guinea Worm! https://www.wonkette.com/p/nice-time-jimmy-carter-lives-to-defeat