Notices by tomate 🍅 (jascha@ohai.social)

And what do we do when we are feeling sad? Right, cocaine.

What do you mean I‘m struggling with depression? I am actually quite good at it!

I swear these billionaires could announce they're going to start hunting us for sport and some people would still be out there defending it with they're whole chest like
"you're just mad because you can't run fast."

Lied des Tages: Subway to Sally mit Leinen los:

Wir setzen die Segel
Wir lichten die Anker, fahren hinaus
Wir gehen neue Wege
Niemals zurück, immer voraus
Die Leinen los
Ein Sturm kommt auf
Die Leinen los
Niemals zurück, immer voraus
Die Leinen los

https://youtu.be/PdnP--WQRYM

AI Chatbots - schlimmer als Vodafone Hotline Computer.

@noujoum ich hatte Gürtelrose, ich Elon aber erst mit frühestens 50 die Impfung weil meine HIV Pillen zu gut funktionieren….. ich will die aber schon gerne haben

My #Discord account got banned because they are sure I am a minor. They want an official government ID that proofs I am old enough use Discord. They want a picture showing me holding the ID and holding a sheet of paper with my username written down.

People like me who do not want to give their ID to random companies will now not have access to their account, their connections.

I made a new account instead. 1/x >>

I just found the account @lucasarts_places and now I am tripping down memory lane in one of the best possible ways!

Der gute @zeitschlag hat kurz und prägnant aufgeschrieben, was mich bei SB-Kassen schon länger stört. Danke sehr! https://zeitschlag.blog/2025/03/31/alles-banane.html

If you think you have a bad day - just remember someone out there is watching a 20-30 minute video on how to be an alpha mail. Just saying.

Follow me for more life wisdom.

@leitmedium schockierender finde ich, dass „das E-Mail“ richtig ist.

Every time I hear „You only live once“ I feel very relieved. I couldn’t do this whole thing a second time *waves at everything*

Every person with #ADHD be like „long story short“ and then tell it with the behind the scenes bonus feature and the directors commentary.

Folgt mir für mehr Aufregung über beschissene Software und online Tools in eurer Timeline.

Really all universal booklink platforms are a pain in the ass. Either they cost a shitton of money, do only support a specific subset of online stores, are totally US centric or build links to stores in an old URL scheme the store does not support any more. *sigh*
I know how this should be to be a good store in just do not have time or skills to do it *sigh*

Fellow #authors, which UBL platform do you use?

#selfpublishing #author #authorlife

Another thing I do not get over: there is a great piece of software to compile
Your ebook and(!) get the printable PDF fit for different selfpublishing platforms. If you link to another book of you it puts in the link for the store the book was sold on (so amazon for kindle, Apple Books store for Apple and so on). The moment you want to put in the link to another store you can put one generic link - which as to fit for _all other platforms_. >>

>> A reader I have at say smashwords would be routed to the same page as a reader on beam. There would be a UBL great, especially if you use a distributor. But as said in my first post: all UBL platforms are shit.

I wrote a script that takes the round and crestes different versions of it with Links to the store which sre not supported by UBl platforms and the ~200 EUR software.

#author #selfpublishing

Some publishing platform offer that they extend your epub with a „by the author“ page and add the links for the store the book is sold in. You have no control how it looks like, which books are advertised and it only works with epub2. Draft2Digital threatens with „nice EPUB3 you have there, what a pitty we can not change anything inside“

The whole selfpublishing industry really has the worst tools. Features by platforms just do not work with a now 14 year old file format. >>

Die Handwerker sind eineinhalb Stunden zu gfrph und deswegen habe ich jetzt schon kein Warmwasser bis heute Abend.

KPD 1950: "Wenn man hier in Westdeutschland jene demokratischen Maßnahmen durchgeführt hätte, die in der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik durchgeführt wurden, nämlich die Bodenreform und die Enteignung der Großkapitalisten, dann würde man mit der Beschaffung von Bauland weniger Sorgen haben."

Die Folgen der Nichtenteignung spüren wir heute.

https://www.bundestag.de/dokumente/textarchiv/2025/kw13-kalenderblatt-wohnungsbau-1057994