Notices by Count Binface (countbinface@mastodon.world)

It’s meant to be.

Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

I'm delighted to announce my candidacy to be London Mayor 2024. And because I'm an intergalactic space warrior who practises what I preach, here is the news presented via the greatest medium in the omniverse: CEEFAX!

Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

Thoughts and prayers with the many bins we lost overnight. I shall avenge you. #StormIsha

The BBC has axed Doctors. Under the Tories you can’t even see a fictional GP.

• Spending £10bn on making schools not terrifying death traps: nah.
• Spending £22bn on restoring the Palace of Westminster: sure!

They’ve lost the plot.
Send them a signal they’ll never forget.
#VoteBinface

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.

Are you really asking for forgiveness if you’re being paid £400,000 to be in the jungle while skiving off your £90,000 job which is paid for by viewers of the programme? Or are you being a venal little shit? #ImAceleb #MattHancockIsnt