Notices by Lord Ferg (ferg@dobbs.town)

Pass the frop, hold on to your Slack, and I'll see you on the Mothership.
**Give me Slack, or kill this station!**
**PRAISE "BOB"!

I want to extend a massive, un-ironic *Thank You* to every single one of you who tuned in, chipped in, and helped us stick it to the Conspiracy for as long as we did. Your support has been truly Abnormal
But alas, the time has come to put this mangy dog down. We’re pulling the plug and sacrificing this beast to the Overlords before the Men from Planet X arrive to do it for us.
It's been a wild ride.

### 🛸 EMERGENCY BROADCAST TO ALL MUTANTS AND YETIS 🛸
**Attention Disciples of "Bob" and Seekers of Slack:**
It deeply pains me to announce that the Conspiracy has finally won this particular battle. They have audited our reality, squeezed our reserves, and completely depleted our financial Slack. We are officially flat out of coin. The money-hole has dried up, and trying to keep this operation running is costing more than a first-class ticket on a Rupture-bound Escape Saucer.

This glorious Station only has **three weeks left** on the broadcast clock before I have to officially close the doors, cut the transmission, and surrender the real estate back to the Pinks and Normals. Consider it our very own localized X-Day.
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