Notices by Lukito (lukito@gamedev.lgbt), page 2

In an emergency, please remove this heavy-ass door while sitting ✨sassily✨

If you need to crawl on the floor, make sure you go by order of how caked up you are :neofox_flush:

I’m also thinking about my D&D campaign on Saturday and creating some fun twists and turns for my players…

…but yeah :neofox_googly:

I hate this dumbass timeline.

I don’t need the Pingu aqua mouse. But I do require it for my continued existence :neofox_bongo:

In the US, in the state of Missouri, in the town of St Louis, is a museum called the “Museum of Illusions,” sometimes referred to as MOI.

This results in a totally normal URL :neofox_laptop_owo:

https://moistlouis.com

Bring back this style of UI, you cowards. Let me compute with whimsy :neofox_laptop:

I love you, biblically actuate cat :neofox_heart:

How are you all because I am this

“We created a self-opening fridge with an AI camera that tracks what you put in and take out.”

Please for the love of any and all deities I am PROSTRATE on the floor begging you for fair energy prices and accessible public transport I do not need a fridge incorrectly guessing what is in my 17 Tupperware containers and refusing to open because I haven’t paid my monthly £24.99 subscription of “Fridge Door Lock Plus” :neofox_melt_sob: :neofox_melt_sob: :neofox_melt_sob:

Ever felt a little *too* free working from home? Yearning for the experience of being in a dark cubicle? IKEA has you covered (literally) :neofox_cool:

Eye believe in ewe :neofox_boop:

What a week.

I beg your biggest pardon?

Small Void Friend

#caturday #catsofmastodon

I’m sorry the what, now?

Ah yes. To quote Caesar: vspf vfdf vfcf :neofox_think_woozy:

Poorly translated items on a Chinese restaurant menu - “They all sound like songs by the Cocteau Twins” Edition.

(Edit: if you have never heard the Cocteau Twins then consider this your sign to go and listen to their “Heaven or Las Vegas” album as a bare minimum.)

“Happy International Women’s Day! Do you know an women¿ if so, buy our shit!”

- My email inbox today

Hopefully this isn’t TOO wild for your Monday morning :neofox_sweat: