Notices by Hotter, More Cross Bunny (hcbunny@beige.party)

I SAID MY STOMACH IS REALLY LOUD RIGHT NOW.

(gasping for air)

ever drink a BUNCHA water really FAST?!

@Crystal_Fish_Caves

I'm allergic to cats.

My husband was only interested in having someone to raise his kid for him. Kid went to college, husband disclosed he never loved me, "just felt sorry" for me.

Bro. You're the one that married a woman because you couldn't be fucked to take care of your own kid.

What's great about The Internet is you can scroll all day and see dudes complaining about wanting a woman and you're all "Hey, hi, I am a woman" and they're like "No, lol, I mean a woman 30X better looking."

I've had three relationships with men over the past 25 years and it's always the same: they want whatever you can do for them. Are they going to put forth any effort? Lol. Oh, fuck no. No. No, they are not. They're not.

It's pretty obvious a lot of you are here because real life people are sick of your shit.

Husband just offered to WATER DOWN my coffee in the event it was TOO FLAVORFUL.

It's fine. Everything is fine. I've got beans in the crockpot so obviously everything will be great and fine.

Bring me two toasts, Frenched, and three bacons, fried.

(authoritative clap)

I'm so tired I don't even know what accounts I'm posting on anymore. Forgive me, Mastodon, or wherever I am.

That guy looks like if my last two boyfriends had a baby.

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