Notices by Stompy (shortymcstompy@mas.to)

@BethanyBlack And champagne from champagne? I might have run out of examples 😆

@BethanyBlack No way! Like Ashby-de-la-Zouch and KP? But presumably sunnier 😆

It’s not even 9am and I’ve learnt a thing. Fresno is a city and not just a cutesy name for somewhere like San Francisco.

I will now spend today saying fresnooooo at random intervals.

@BethanyBlack FFS that’s so annoying! I hope you can keep warm while you wait and that the AA turn up super fast.

@BethanyBlack Same! And yet everytime I’ve desperately needed a loan? SILENCE.

(I edited for clarity as it sounded weirdly snarky when I read it back)

@BethanyBlack It’s so bloody annoying. I should’ve suspected it when the first day it was due DPD suddenly said “we can’t find your address”. AND it was a limited edition thing that I probably can’t get again.

Aaaand DPD lost the parcel I was waiting for yesterday. But of course they claim I signed for it yesterday despite having no evidence of a signature, or photo of the delivery, or even GPS data to confirm they were ever near my house.

@BethanyBlack He’s gained the ability to be out in daylight and he’s using it to do this?! What a twat.