Notices by Ten :verified_trans: (ten@hachyderm.io), page 3

I'm so incredibly depressed today.

I have therapy tomorrow, but that's not going to help me right now.

I need hugs.. I need more than hugs. Internet hugs & kisses are nice, but they can't compare to the real thing.

I don't know what to do.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.

I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, vegetable...

One day I hope to become a bouillonaire.

A pun has not completely matured until it's full groan.

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

I dreamed last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...

I was like, 0mg

NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens.

They are calling it Apollo G.

What do you call a dying airport computer?

A terminal terminal terminal.

Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls.

I hate it when someone depressurizes the airlock before I've put on my spacesuit.

It really makes my blood boil.

I'm writing a script on the history of puns...

...it's going to be a play on words.

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus