Notices by Chris Pirillo (chrispirillo@mastodon.social), page 2

I reached into the back seat last night and sliced my thumb. Felt something jagged and couldn't figure out what it was. So, I reached back again at a different angle (so, at least my dumb ass was trying to be scientific about it). Someone - a nine-year-old who shall remain nameless - didn't tell daddy that she snapped off the metallic tip of a USB-C cable in the port and left it there. Have kids, they said.

as a reminder

silly selfie took another trip to downtown seattle simply because someone wanted to stick her gum on a wall

i'm pissing off both fandoms with one image

how it started, how it's going

it's so cold in #seattle right now that this is what my screwdriver looks like

imma pro

how to get through the day

the most secure house on the planet

doing research on setting up my onlyflans account

how vegans are made

she got exactly what she wanted and now my daughter and i are no longer on speaking terms

for those having a tough holiday season this year

behold, the wreath of khan

there is only one acceptable answer

why isn't there a #StarWars #dating app

does anybody else still collect action figures

are you a fan of ahsoka

"Annihilating is easy. Razing things to the ground is easy. Trying to fix what's broken is hard. Hope is hard." ~ Loki

the only thing missing is the fifth element