Notices by Chris Pirillo (chrispirillo@mastodon.social), page 2

do you show up authentically

have we finally reached peak ai

saturday morning cartoon memories

don't copy that floppy

thanks, owen

this broke my brain

did you get the memo

Nobody is safe.

"happiness is an inside job"

I reached into the back seat last night and sliced my thumb. Felt something jagged and couldn't figure out what it was. So, I reached back again at a different angle (so, at least my dumb ass was trying to be scientific about it). Someone - a nine-year-old who shall remain nameless - didn't tell daddy that she snapped off the metallic tip of a USB-C cable in the port and left it there. Have kids, they said.

as a reminder

silly selfie took another trip to downtown seattle simply because someone wanted to stick her gum on a wall

i'm pissing off both fandoms with one image

how it started, how it's going

it's so cold in #seattle right now that this is what my screwdriver looks like

imma pro

how to get through the day

the most secure house on the planet

doing research on setting up my onlyflans account

how vegans are made